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This apple aint got time for your science experiments 9 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Too good for this world. Too pure.
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Dolphin Revenge 13 comments
neon · 8 years ago
I fully agree, but to make it comparable to the original bad, they would use a human baby
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Dolphin Revenge 13 comments
neon · 8 years ago
It would be more appropriate if it was a human baby
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Modern day Romeo and Juliet 19 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Two consoles, both alike in dignity
In fair convention where we lay our scene
From rival wars break to new mutiny
And sweaty palms make controllers unclean
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From forth the warring stance of these two foes
A pair of starcross'd gamers take a chance
Whose misadventur'd Let's-Plays overthrow
Doth with their consoles end their rival stance.
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The nerdy passage of their game-mark'd love
And continuance of their buddies' rage
Which but their bro/sis change nought could remove
Is now the meme-filled traffic of our stage
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The which if you with rage-less eyes attend,
What here shall miss, the fanfics try to mend.
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ARACHNOPHOBIA WARNING! 21 comments
neon · 8 years ago
It's really cool though. Daddy Long Legs will nestle all close together for warmth and stuff, but if you poke the fuzzy ball of them they all immediately scatter. It's to confuse predators.
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When no one gets your name right 12 comments
neon · 8 years ago
And in fact actually said that they might as well just call him Frankenstein as well. Something like "isn't it right to be named after your father" or something.
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'5D' discs can store data until well after the sun burns out 29 comments
neon · 8 years ago
I don't think it'll matter any more then.
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There's a button for that 8 comments
neon · 8 years ago
But... my card was the Jack of Spades...
Our dear, departed books 4 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Brand new, signed, harback
Eaten by brother's basset hound.
Replaced by him with used paperback.
Lets see. 50 comments
neon · 8 years ago
The news is out
They finally found meeeee
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The truth people 17 comments
neon · 8 years ago
YOU LEAVE BUNNY ALONE SHE WAS AMAZING
Dont rent this hitman 5 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Well, as you can see they did rent this one. The agreement expired and he was as such unable to shoot the intended vic.
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A pun and too much time 2 comments
neon · 8 years ago
It's time to play with you again
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Same 3 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Those lips tho
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Nice 59 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Maybe she got an operation.
Turned that outie to an innie
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That's big birdasaur 25 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Skeksis
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*summons some Americans* 17 comments
neon · 8 years ago
In Utah you have to have at least one Book Of Mormon, four wives, and your map of the secret temple tunnels.
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An instruction book for life 9 comments
neon · 8 years ago
I see nothing wrong with that if it's with someone you love
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What's your favorite Squidwsrd moment? 10 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Only one more month till the day Denzel Crocker lost his happiness~
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Hmmm never thought of that before 5 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Queen Victoria wore all black, but had very colourful and stylish undergarments. That was Victoria's Secret.
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Mind blown 12 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Which makes the correct answer "none of the above"
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I think I just started shipping Fate and Coincidence 6 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Is it because Coincidence is mentioned first, and the dapper flapper is on the left, do you think?
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NO! GET OUT OF HERE! BAD! 15 comments
neon · 8 years ago
The statue they break is Hans
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I think I just started shipping Fate and Coincidence 6 comments
neon · 8 years ago
Who all thinks the lovely lady is Coincidence, and the dapper gent is Fate?
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