So you can die in real life too

Neighn, second place

That moment when the pope has more 'model wind'

I nearly pissed my pants for laughing so hard when I read the last one

I love how Mr. Bean sneaked in

No You're gold :3

I bet it's leo

Why the hell is it insideout?

Fifty shades of red

Well they probably lived in racist times just had to pretend not being a couple? Or they lived a supah cool life with adventures and no time for marrige

I read Friendzone twice but I wasn't surprised the first time.. I just think my brain just needed to check if the human it controlls had gotten stupid or something

Pretty damn wierd, spontanious and very, very hard to understand since the most jokes are intern jokes with myself. It will always need many explenations so the readers would get what the fuck this character is up to

That's a lovley lovestory!! :D *freakign out because it so cute*

Once I was very mad at my older sister so I sat in our room on a computer-chair turned away from the door in complete darkness because I tried to avoid her. When she started looking for me, so the second time she entered the room I turned around and said 'I've been expecting you'. I wanted to talk about the problem, I had thought everything over but she just bursted into laughter. Why? BECAUSE I WAS 10 YEARD OLD she didn't fucking take it serious

Welcome back Moon Moon!

Brother, how high are you?

Wait wait wait did they meet again?

White ravens aren't rare, they're not albinos either, there's white ravens just like black ravens but when born they're killed by their mother because they're diffrent. If not killed, the are bullied by other ravens so they have to escape and live alone. That's acctually rasist as fuck

Elsa?

Hearing someone breathe is so annoying, for example if you're on a sleepover or something and someone near you breathes and you literally have to focus on your own breathing because it's in diffrent rythmes

Is the second one in the first line a pedophile?

That's... That's acctually pretty dangerous since if it doesn't come out from your nose it will take the path to your ears wich can lead to your head. You'll get a cold inside your head, and you pretty one, I'd hate you to get badly sick <3