Your pun... It's crippling

But imagine them all running at the same time. A fight breaks out between Hilary and Trump. Sanders bypasses and wins.

Just went to the dentist today... Not. Fun. I wish they did this because it would be sooo much better!

*throws arms in the arm* Summer course... Meh... But I just did 6% so bleh!

It's goes from: Why did you even- You idiot! to Ugh, you're using the cliches, stop! to Oh my god! I can't believe you just used the wrong their, they're, there, your, you're, and to, too, ugh! Nooooo!

Go home mother nature, you're drunk!

My parents took me to TATINOF and I'm going to be going to a comicon thing, but it seems like they regret every decision EVER because of the fangirls... Yay... But I want to see them!

Hopefully therapy doesn't cost too much... jk, jk

Watkins Glen. A truly beautiful park! I went last summer, and it was beautiful!! Though, when I went, the waters were at a different level, so the waterfalls were more... Raging? There are tons of steps and different paths, but the waterfall pictured has got to have been my favorite. If you ever decide to go, I must warn you about Jacob's Ladder if you don't like stairs; it's a huge staircase that goes up the hill and it actually has benches at different levels. The amount of tourists is crazy, but if you go ahead or fall behind a group, it'll be kinda serine.

Ok, I just kinda have to thank everyone giving advice, and discussing everything and whatnot. They might not exactly get to see this, but really, thank you! I am currently employed, but it was because of a family member connection, and I'm going to be trying for another job, where the people do know me, and know what I do (they even asked me a few times if I'd like to apply), but I still need to do the whole application process, and I have been freaking out a lot, so if anyone else has anymore advice, that'd be great!

*hat fic flashbacks* I hope they don't buy a new hamster every month...

I feel like i may be the one accomplishing things, but I just wanna write and be a blanket burrito

I'd say it went too far at the bacon ones and the watermelon ones...

Ok, but, like, how much do you have to wear for something like this to happen?? I've worn STAGE MAKEUP (to which you have to coat it on in layers, practically) and yet this has never happened...

Same, but, like, I want a massage...

Ok, like, yeah, raccoons are nice pets and all, but have you ever ate one? Like, BBQ pulled raccoon is almost exactly like BBQ pulled pork!