If you ever see a girl who looks like his LEAVE HER ALONE

Or you fucking sneeze and you just feel it

I learned about hemophilia in class, is that what you have?

Oddly enough, no. As a matter of fact, not even my doctors know exactly what's wrong with me. All we know is that 4 years ago, I almost died while I was on vacation due to excess bleeding. Worst. Vacation. Ever.