This is actually really sad to see. They clearly crave company.

It's Sloth from The Goonies.

I'm recently single and can't say I'm enjoying it. I have been approached by a few ladies but they just don't have what I'm looking for, not that I know what that is! I'd rather wait to live a happy life with the right one than an unhappy life with the wrong one.

No real skill in this. It's just programming. Now if a person were to do this it would be skill, or luck.

Or in London for around £350k (US to £) you can get this 1 bed 1 bath apartment. http://www.douglasandgordon.com/buy/property-details/55713/rodenhurst-road-sw4/

I'm sorry but when it comes to Christmas decorations I'm pro choice.

We have these in the UK. We call them Pubs.

Make her a sandwich. She'll stop playing the game because she'll be wondering what the hell happened to her husband.

That's a budgerigar.

Poor old Heather.

Has he/she had it's ears clipped or is it just the angle of the shot?

I think I'll just call him/her "It". Basically a shortened version of f*uckwit.

Why did it take so long for the driver to hand over the dogs? They should have just lynched him.

125mph in front of a school? I'd say he got off lightly!

19 grandkids. I think he deserves his own hat!

Got to put paper in the bowl first. Hate splash back.

Ok I admit I haven't seen Suicide Squad so I don't understand the joke here, assuming there is one. What am I missing?

I'm an apple fanboy and even I can appreciate how close to the truth this is. Though it has to be said that I am getting a little jaded by their complete lack of innovation these last few years.