I only bite you ;^)

I find it stunning that someone felt the need to downvote you. But I voted you back up, Daddy's little monster lol

One day baby, one day we'll live together

Bwa ha ha haaa, the artificial derp cat hath summoned me once again!

Do you really wanna hear muffled gay jokes coming from inside you?

You are soooo not turning my wiener into Robin Williams

Can you imagine a quokka riding on the back of a newfoundland?

Well this thread was already a love note, so...

Hahahaha I love you so much baby

alliololananonami too baby! I wonder if someone reading this is going to go and google alliololananonami hahahaha

This is going to become an American tradition

Don't act like you don't manage to outlewd me hahahah

@parisqeen this is what I was talking about

especially on sadDay

This fucking site's dying anyways. It's not fun, or it's a two month late area 51 meme, or more Keanu shit