This really, really made me laugh. Thank you

Either a small foot or a giant fucking ferret

This is a local tradition, lemme go ahead and cut this off at the head, this is a local tradition, a ceremonial thing the people do automatically there, he didn't ask for this. I don't like China or the way they handle things and I don't think he should have played along but this is a traditional thing they do there.

Lara Kollab, and she deserves everything that happens to her

It melted my heart every time I heard the little guy say my name

What a weird way to set up your living room

They haven't made new candy corn in thirty-five years, they just keep digging it all out of the garbage over and over

That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles

And?

I'm usually pretty understanding, and I often even disagree outright (I loved the Lost finale) but I've never felt as assfucked as I did by the final season of Game of Thrones

Why is "sexually assaulted Japanese pop star" in quotes, like he only sort of sexually assaulted her

This is why you don't carpet the exterior walls of your home

I swear to god this fucking picture gets posted every five days

Pretty model, but god those are some ugly ass undies

Anybody know what this is from?

I want to have an army of them and love them forever and ever

What are you, seven?

This is me when I fail

Look at that kid, he has no soul, is it really killing?

Absolutely beautiful