I have nothing else to contribute to the world

Not that it looks bad in the first picture lol

To be clear, that wasn't a joke, they filmed down-wind of a nuclear testing site.

It's a really scary time to have a penis

It involved getting stranded somewhere with no pants, naturally

I'll just leave some legos scattered around and escape while you collect them

That's what I was thinking, but I don't know how comfortable they are with people sneaking up on their babies

I decided not to get #metooed and deleted my post.

metoo isn't getting my ass

Straight zef