nicengelman

nicengelman


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Average nihilist 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Crap. I find sports boring and I think Rick and Morty is one of the best shows ever. I see myself.
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What even 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Of all the things that I have seen, this is one of them
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There's a puss in my boots 4 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I'd ask for extra hares
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Anne Rice 1941-2021 Thank you for the gay vampire theatricals 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
If you think her vampire novels were something, you should read her version of sleeping beauty
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Gross 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Ariana Grandoro
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The winter of our discount tent 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
This made me snarf
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Walken in a winter wonderland 1 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
In Tim Meadows you can build a snow man
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Love yous! 13 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
You bastard
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I don't like that my true love is gender neutral
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me I don't have to hide my phone number and they don't have a phone
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In light of recent events 22 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Damn right, Gringo! Check that out, I culturally appropriated a slur! We're off the rails now!
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Lol 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I hope it was worth it, Jussie
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If you don't remember this, you're to young for me. 2 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I desperately want this
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In light of recent events 22 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
My name doesn't just have man it has Angel Man! Which means that, as Engelman, I technically....am German as well! I don't know what relevance any of this has!
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In light of recent events 22 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Of course the German would come say that...
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Bad things happening to children! 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
He's fine. Shortly after the end of this clip, he stood up rode off on a falcon he tamed.
Bad things happening to children! 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Evidently you've never seen any of my other posts
You want me to put *that* in there?! 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
I'd run right into hell and back
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In light of recent events 22 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Damn politicians
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*bites top of clothes tag pin* 18 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Good idea, now I can stop using tic tacs as suppositories
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*bites top of clothes tag pin* 18 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Yep, if there's one thing I'm an expert on, it's gotta be...butt cameras
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*bites top of clothes tag pin* 18 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
You just use a colonoscope and push really hard
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Oh dear 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Come to my youtube channel and find out
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Merry Christmas 3 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
Jingle bell ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
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Body knows all the answers 5 comments
nicengelman · 2 years ago
@mia_linay gets me
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