Dear god this post ruined my life

Jared is prettier

I've known plenty of angry drunks, but I've never known an angry pothead

When I was 19 I was on one of those haunted mansion rides you go on at the state fair, and the girl I was with started giving me a handjob thinking it was all just mannequins around us. Suddenly a guy jumped out wearing a hockey mask and holding a machete and he goes "Waaaauuuuuoooooh holy shit dude" and just walked away shaking his head.

Better Call Saul is an AMC show, it's on Netflix but not an Original

Now if anyone could tell me where the hell this image is from

I don't get this one

Do the necromance

I'll watch fucking anything with Hiroyuki Sanada

I love when a 90s has-been starts talking shit about people that have never even heard of them before

Lol Attack of the Clones immediately became my favorite Star Wars movie when it came out. I will never, ever forget the absolute madness that ensued throughout the entire building when Yoda came and took out his lightsaber. The movie was running in every theater, most of them at the same time, and you could hear everyone cheering and jumping around.

It really bums me out that this would take about five minutes in America to completely backfire.

I thought these were Pokemon at first and it still worked the same way.

Her butt is on the wrong side

Accurate beyond words

I laughed way harder at this than I should have

When I was in fourth grade my parents invited everyone, fucking everyone from my grade, and set up a huge party. My teachers came and that was it. I got a book from one of my teachers about animals that is still somewhere in my parent's attic. The hardest part was when we just gave up and went inside to open my family gifts. It felt so fucking pathetic. My parents just sort of hung out with the teachers the whole time, so I never really saw any reaction to the situation. To this day I just try to let my birthday pass in silence, and whenever anyone tries to do anything to mark the occasion, I know they aren't but I just feel like they're trying to make me not feel pathetic.

I'm having a Mandela moment, I thought he died like 25 years ago. Guy had definitely been low-key for a while

This is going to be some epic fucking badminton

This is uh, pretty fucking true