Ryan Cortes

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Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes
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Brain 404 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I know this is an old post but where you from? Can't seem to find anyone with edibles down in Houston.
Busted 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*CSI theme plays*
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Why we fight 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Well south park already explained that one.
Its Trevor's Axiom.
Something smells like fish? 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Honestly it never tasted good but that's not really the point.
Something smells like fish? 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Doesn't mean I'm not gonna eat though :P
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Healthy or nah? 9 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
What does happen?
In case John McCain recovers from his death 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
No I think she means that she feels better :P
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Two scoops of ass cre.. Err ice cream please 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Butt paste.
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Someone needs to find a new pooping spot 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I actually laughed ty. Almost seems like it was maybe 3 different people too that put up notes.
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But I am lazy 15 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I'm just kinda here... If something happens, that's cool.
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Oof 1 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
And diplomatic immunity...
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Best employee 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Now if only they could also be open on Sundays...
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The coolest duo 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Lol yeah with his standing 5 feet in the foreground to compensate.
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**** ants 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
It's either that or starship troopers. Maintain dominance folks ;-)
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Fruits and vegetables are good for you 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I'm jealous. I'm all out right now. Houston sucks finding a consistent plug that ain't extra shady.
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That red thing 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Tickle me Elmo!
Yep, we're screwed 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
HERETICS! PURGE THE FAITHLESS! FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Ik you're probably sick and tired of infinity war memes but if not, just in case 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Well half the universe already forgot what happened.
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Moved out 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
We may be admirable but it don't make it any less cold lol.
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That's crazy 14 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I'm taking my shit and leaving!
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No one should know 1 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*single clap*
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Starbucks 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*giggles in horse*
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H&R isn’t with it 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
H&R-blocked.
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Finished 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yep, Gamora is already flat and everything.
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You can't win 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
You ask "who?"
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