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nightkami · 5 years ago

I'm gonna start calling everyone humans instead of their race and see who gets offended. Should be interesting.

Indeed 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Show someone the scene with Teal'c dual wielding P90s and riding out time dilation device and theyll change their minds.

eh? 4 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Is that like go fuck yourself and for fucks sake put together?

Filming African wildlife at night with thermal infrared camera 4 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Nala wasn't having none of Simba's shit that night.

There was also Hawkeye with his arrows! 5 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Better be some goddamn vibranium bullets or something.

Absolute mad lad 15 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

I get the feeling if there is a God in that sense of the word, he didn't really make us on purpose. More like he made some nifty components and eventually our weird asses came out. There's just too many interesting God concepts out there though and the default Christian one is the lamest.

Cute bean 5 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Look at those paws, he's gonna be huge.

The first visual evidence of a black hole 9 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Butt do you have visual evidence?

Here we go again 15 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Only after becoming a human super soldier due to the tesseract. Now if you're going by comics, her shit is all over the place.

Here we go again 15 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

*cue Umbrella Academy music*

Uh oh 3 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Fuckin' knew it.

The church be up to something 5 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Lol at the thought of Thanos slapping the shit out of someone and dusting half the universe at the same time.

The church be up to something 5 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Makes me wonder if anyone can snap their toes...

Inset face of odd dinosaur: Yee 6 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

There should be a third path for Michael Jackson. Yee hee!

that's a sweet touch 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

I call it lettuce sauce at work and watch their faces as it almost seems to offend.

How fast was the little dude going? 9 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

That doesn't sound right.

Which one is the most useless? 19 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

There was a guy in the show Haven that had bullet attraction. Wasn't as useless as you think. He just stayed in the general area with a vest on.

Florida man meets Polish man 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

Something seems wrong here. Even Americans use metric when talking about our drugs.

Very sympathic doggo!!! 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

PLS THROW NO TAKE!

stone 14 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

"Please drop your dingly dangly into the appropriate sex chute. Thank you for your patience."

stone 14 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

The question though is why do they fear it? It doesn't threaten them directly unless they already planned on fucking other shapes. Or is it more of a survival of the species internal fear?

Overwatch new update, read more than the first line 5 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

"Winston is now voiced by DMX" FUCK YES DO THIS PLEASE. Flying Winston screaming "Where my dogs at!?" would bring me back to Overwatch.

Our generation is the first to see a Martian sunset 2 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

That we know of...

Blackberry lemon cheese 15 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

That almost looks dangerous. Gimme.

This. Woman. Should. Have. Been. Captain. Marvel. Change my mind 9 comments

nightkami · 5 years ago

So long as she's not trying to pull off that Viking accent she's good lol. Vikings is great but her accent is atrocious.

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