Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
That's what happens when you weren't properly aborted 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I would definitely give it a chance at least. I'm turning 30 at the end of this year and only just now is my shit finally getting itself together. Sometimes the best years of your life just haven't happened yet.
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That's what happens when you weren't properly aborted 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wouldn't that mean you wait till you're almost 50?
Big spoon problems 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Left arm slightly under the pillow acting as a partial head support for her and the pillow keeps her ginormous head from putting your arm to sleep.
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Just a wolf enjoying some patty cake! 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
This is now canon. Screenshot this for future reference.
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flames 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's something my sister does. Maybe I should be worried.
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the distance between earth and the moon 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
That's what she said?
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Criminal introvertsy 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Oh definitely. But if the DMV hires a bunch of idiots who then pass people on their driving tests who shouldn't have because they themselves were terrible, I gotta blame the DMV a little too. That sentence felt a little run-on but whatever. Could not be the situation here of course and I'll shut up now.
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Criminal introvertsy 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
While yes this is definitely her fault, I also blame the call center itself. I've worked at enough of them to know they hired at the lowest cost using a 3rd party hiring agency and couldn't care less about the repercussions until finally something breaks and someone complains.
Found this Alienware PC on top of a trash pile. The CPU cooler bracket was upside down 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You lucky SOB. Found a 65' tv like this once they had just had the power cable a little loose.l
d*ck and Dinner! 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Why not both?
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Yeet yeet 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
MARRY THE FUCK OUT OF HER
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El camino 21 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Then I see nothing wrong with this.
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El camino 21 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
How many of those were the robbers?
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How can you tell? 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I honestly glossed over it for a split second like, "yeah that sounds right"
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I still want a cat 28 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Riiight. Like how some people just 'run into doorknobs' or 'trip down the stairs.'
God I miss this show 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Some of the deaths of main people was kinda like wtf was that? Curtis seemed like he just got screwed all over.
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Unsubstituted 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Neither of those Wolverines actually looked like Hugh Jackman to me.
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God I miss this show 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
They replace half the cast by like Season 3-4. Currently on 5 and the cast is cool but def not the same level.
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"the sign" 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Worth.
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Now dude 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Galick Gun must hurt to use.
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Dad 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol wedding was black tie.
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Cake fail 5 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
No other dad can share a peck flex like he can.
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Lololol 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Stabbings increase by 400%.
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"boys" 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It's only natural son.
In landsman terms... Ara Ara 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Ok?
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