Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
And they called infinity war the most ambitious crossover in history 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
A masterpiece. Candidate for meme story of the year.
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Suddenly faster than Usain Bolt! 12 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lol go left/right instead. Fuckin movie runaway!
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This water leaking between the wall and paint 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The phantom testicle.
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We weren't expecting special forces 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I expect Florida man to walk around in an actual pair of crocs, made from real crocs. Maybe with a little side pouch of bath salts. Ooo now I want to make a dnd themed character.
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Yes dear sir... You will 17 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Ohhh yeah. Only ever saw that once.
Yes dear sir... You will 17 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Hell yes. He was the perfect Saruman. Kinda short lived (lol) as Dooku but pretty much perfect for that role too.
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Don't leave me with my Thoughts 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
More like I want it to fill the outside noise so my inside noise can rest for a moment and be distracted.
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"new data: Found" 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
More so with the decline of old school religion. We're gonna need some kind of goal or enemy we can rally around sometime in the next century.
Noah? Get that boat! 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I want to say you should be ashamed but somehow I would end up watching it. Ya know, for research.
Noah? Get that boat! 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
And I'm pretty sure you just spoke that into existence. Rule 34 incoming.
Noah? Get that boat! 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You made it so much worse.
Couple-things 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Hey I mean if that's what you're into...
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Couple-things 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Gross.
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2427 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I remember playing nothing but DPS for the longest time and just eventually got bored. Tank and healer at least gives some challenge.
It's what she deserves. Periodt. CityBoyz 100-0 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Was not specific.
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German satire by "Heute-Show" 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lol its Mike from Breaking Bad.
Couple-things 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
At home. There's this really cute girl I keep seeing there.
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With all the step shit going on this is becoming more and more accurate 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah not really sure what started all that. It was interesting at first to watch but goddamn did it get weird fast.
Sonic roasted 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Sounds like my type then.
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Any good books? 26 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Just read The Magicians trilogy. Pretty neat stuff.
Diligent long Fly 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Dog=God
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So thankful 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Tiny, cute, and broke. Sounds good to me!
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Seriously kids? 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Left Sam is fondling right Sam's boob.
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Everyone likes that 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Theoretically.
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Everyone likes that 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I want to be in an isolation chamber when I'm dying. Get some Schrodinger action going and be both alive and dead at the same time and seal myself in so it can't be confirmed. I'll live forever!
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