Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Tyrone's 5'o clock free crack giveaway 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Never take advice from a man named Timbo Slice.
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You know what they say about big feet 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You know what they say about big feet.
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No titanic sequel I guess 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I feel like I just generated bad kharma lol'ing at a bot post.
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Gone but never forgotten 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I believe it's Pheonix Person now.
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True that, 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Oh, burrrrrn.
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I hate humans 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
For some reason that was my first thought and it just seemed right to share.
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I hate humans 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I wonder if she stores her acorns in his sponge-holes.
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Oh hey guys! =) 22 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Oh well then. Stay pretty Cananananada girl.
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Oh hey guys! =) 22 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Idk why but you look so familiar. You ever been to Houston?
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Oh hey guys! =) 22 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Cute. Love the piercings.
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Hilarious 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Fastest way to a girl's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you're in!
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Dance dance dance 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Excuse me ma'am one of your shirt shitzus is out.
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Fiddle-dee-dee! 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Stealing this to re-purpose and send to my boss. Always complaining he doesn't make enough but does literally nothing.
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Solution ? 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
They also sprinkle them upon their penile implementations.
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More teeth things! :D 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Teeth biting other teeth always send a shudder down my spine. *chomp* *OVERCHOMP*
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Sometimes its as easy as that 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Where... where do you find this? I need this.
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I simply must 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Poor nothing! Just hit episode 30 and he just had his Rambo Scanlan moment that was too badass. Scambo.. Ramscan?
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I simply must 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
This is what I imagined when Grog and Pike played in Critical Role.
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Oh jack! 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
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Checkmate 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You might want to check out this book I found recently called The Hidden Domain by Norman Friedman. He attempts to explain the source of energy of this universe and concepts of what space time would be like while keeping everything super simple-ish. The current models do actually support what you're talking about with essentially 'God' being space time or at least the energy contained in that dimension. That energy comes through to our dimension (or exists here but behind the walls) and perception gives it form. What surprises me is how close some religious descriptions get or at least analogize to some of these universal concepts.
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At least he's doing it politely 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Loving the wonderful timing of all these DnD posts. Just started watching Critical Role and made one of each class and everything ready to go.
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Either that, or Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Mutant Zero here we come!
I have a f*ckin' beesechurger 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Lol just apply the meme above it.
Is there a good comeback to this? 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
You look like you could suck a golf ball through a water hose!
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Something to Cheer!! 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Show me your kitties?
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