Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Dad's advices are the best 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You can't spend it when you're dead, son.
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Bois will be boisss 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
'Tis an urge I cannot explain. Though the feeling has faded as the years passed, nary a doorway have I not glanced and sought my primal wrath.
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Lie detector 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Cue Wonder Woman bondage scene using the lasso.
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1. Chihuahua 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
2. Dachshund.
h*rny gf can be dangerous gf 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Some people have the best kind of problems.
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Workout is good for you... Who would have guessed 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol you say that but I totally believe it. I actually lost like 45 lbs playing Mario DDR on gamecube of all things. Whatever works.
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And post it here 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Lol goofy chuckle at the climax.
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Going green! 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah... it's for the environment...
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Happens too often 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I have two paladins in my group dedicated to some fire goddess and they literally just want to watch the world burn. Makes for interesting interactions. They refused to hurt a bone devil because he was deemed good just cause the fucker wouldn't burn. Let me just suffer and fight it alone while they prayed to it.
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Now that's avengers level threat 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Omg same here. Was wrecking arena with my garbage touchpad. Doable with lock I suppose.
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Officer, to be fair 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The great part is when the cop is also going the same speed with all of you but doesn't pull anyone over. WE'RE ALL BREAKING THE LAW BITCHES!
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Ooooffff 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
One can only wonder.
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Now this is accurate 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Um, 9/10? I'd have to look again.
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Remember, guys. Videogames brings violence in your life. Stay away from videogames. In 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
The shotgun is to keep the violence out of your life.
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Always clean up after yourself 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Offer to shower together instead.
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How insignificant are we? 9 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
One could only hope. Although that does lead some credence to the thought that we are what would be the most evolved form of perception. Our very consciousness like a cosmic sense of touch.
There's a lot of things I'd be willing to do for $50 an hour 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
I'm sure I'm like 1/8 of a bunch of shit but not really bothered by not knowing.
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There's a lot of things I'd be willing to do for $50 an hour 22 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
God damn for that much I'd prob call you master too. Whitish guy fyi.
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Is this faceapp challenge 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
What else is there to do after Voldemort?
Another hand drawn battle map that I coloured in Photoshop for you guys. All feedback 14 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
*natural one* Did I do it right?
Just imagine it 6 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Don't you know this is the time of double standards on all sides?
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Ghosteon I choose you! 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Wonder how long you have to go before a Pokemon is no longer just unconscious. Dear god that was my dark thought for the day.
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Joe mode 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Hocking. Like a loogie.
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Yeah *** boris 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
He did what's called a 'blow by blow'
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