Ryan Cortes

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Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
It was very distracting, wasn't it? 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Looks like he broke bad a little.
Be like Ralph 15 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
It is now.
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How does five hour energy work? 10 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
You get a stomach ache is what you get.
Just keep sweeping... - Dory, probably 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Better than having nothing to do I suppose.
Another mistake in Endgame 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Or if there was any distinction between mothers and unborn children. Fucking horrible thought.
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Name this band 12 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Knee-high nazis
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Can confirm 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
There's also an interesting theory thrown around the book SweetBlood about it being misdiagnosed diabetes. Not quite as related but always pops up in my head.
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Because pizza > A reasonable raise 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Replace Pizza Party with "You get to keep your job."
And btw, let them fight 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
and filled traps. Someone get a rogue pls.
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Keeping up with the plastics 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Upon further research there was no inventing. She found strains of bacteria in the Houston area that all possess a certain fat enzyme that makes plastic edible to the bacteria. The bacteria were then only fed certain plastic types to ensure that they could survive solely on plastic. They are very slow but it is a possible avenue towards sustainability.
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Keeping up with the plastics 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Invented a bacteria how?
Come in for a wild ride 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Conclusion: They are very confused with themselves and want lots of attention.
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Intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If you can kiss while doing that, it's called love.
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Jess and Georgia taught it was a good idea to cross the finish line together holding 8 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
No they were thought a lesson.
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National park service bison petting guide 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Already touched the nope and the ouch.
Eilish said that during an interview with Rainn Wilson himself 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah it has a lot of great moments but there literally some parts too cringey to watch.
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Microscopic Dreams - artwork 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Fucking awesome.
F**king Weebs! 1 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
If god uses a MAC that would explain a lot.
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Classic 7 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
To balance out for those of us who just don't.
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Twitter is a goldmine 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Stupid is the word you were looking for.
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Frederick Licks.
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Well, that escalated quickly 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Yeah, right? My last girlfriend with daddy issues liked to be bit instead.
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Back in 2012 a 12 year old girl named BridgeAnne d'Avignon discovered that all U.S 4 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
And his descendants grow weaker and more corrupt by the day.
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Happens 2 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Sometimes Mario Kart doesn't end well.
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It's... Amazing! 3 comments
nightkami · 5 years ago
Art imitating life imitating art and so on and on.
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