Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
The colder the better, right fellas? 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
*holed up
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It's a miracle! 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
To be fair it did have a sticky note on the outside that said "Live Snake Inside Do Not Open" but I honestly thought it was a joke.
Long distance friendship 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I've been stealing the packs of Raising Canes sauce from the place across the street. Shit's addictive yo'
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Why though? 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah it's only when the step parents join in that it gets weird. :P
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Billy did nothing wrong 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeppers, all digital content comes with that awesome warning of "We may just turn that shit off at any point" which happens on all systems.
Rockers vs Recliners 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
They exist and they have ones the literally stand you up out of the recliner. What a time to be alive.
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It's a miracle! 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
The last time I opened one of these there was literally a live snake in it. Done with this particular surprise.
Fall has arrived 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
3rd times the charm. May the demiurge be your guide.
Long distance friendship 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Breasts and wings too. Mmmm.
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Why though? 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I mean come on guys it's not even about that. It's the whole aspect of we're not supposed to be doing this and yet one or the other party still doing it.
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Instant happiness 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
*people burning in the background*
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Mickey's into some kinky shit 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Original moon moon?
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MotherfüCking Death himself coming to town 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
OhhhHhh Death. Won't you spare me over another year.
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...Say it with flowers 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
They're reflecting his soul.
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Wait, what? 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Banshee!
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Star wars lunchbox 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
For some reason I want to put googly eyes on there.
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This is a hard one 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Judging by the height of the train, just the two people on the bridge contemplating this are in danger.
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Find a girl like this 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I mean... sometimes?
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Thank bob 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Oh no. I am my own worst enemy.
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Your daliy dose of goth red head 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Something about a girl in stockings I can't say no to. Nice watermark there.
Want a balloon son? 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
We all purr down here.
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Somebody's got a case of the Monday's 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Public transportation in Houston: No buses for an hour, then 3 all stacked up and all full so you can't get on anyway and wait another hour to try again.
Literally can’t tell if this is anti or pro Bernie 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
This is like the Boondocks version of Bernie or something.
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Photography 100 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Free the nipple. Please?
Team Work! 9 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
They're just a really late healer.
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