Ryan Cortes

nightkami

Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.
— Ryan Cortes Report User
F**k go back 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah and my underwear says Fruit of the Loom and those aint peaches in there.
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I'd happily pay for that 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I want to have my body stuffed and attend my own funeral.
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What's your favorite number? 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
No shame. Just beware that the space between is infinite.
What's your favorite number? 11 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Your favorite is literally butt.
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Marry these type of woman 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Such words of wisdom.
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Well, I better stay home. 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*hissing queef*
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Well, I better stay home. 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Wonder if she can walk at the same time.
To infinity and beyond 3 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
To infinity and behind.
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Different point of view 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Get a little of that soot in the coot.
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O’ Valley of Plenty 6 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Right at his valley of plenty.
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This is the prophecy 4 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Same here. Sometimes it's just good to write it out that thought somewhere even if you don't remember why. Almost like venting but for opinions.
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Uhhhhhhh? Sauce? 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
well he may have stirred them.
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*electrified screams* 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I was afraid of that.
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*electrified screams* 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I'm not sure if that means arousal or disgust.
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Who gave them the game? 2 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
lol @ flooding in Houston. Like no shit, every damn year.
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The colder the better, right fellas? 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
*holed up
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It's a miracle! 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
To be fair it did have a sticky note on the outside that said "Live Snake Inside Do Not Open" but I honestly thought it was a joke.
Long distance friendship 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I've been stealing the packs of Raising Canes sauce from the place across the street. Shit's addictive yo'
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Why though? 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeah it's only when the step parents join in that it gets weird. :P
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Billy did nothing wrong 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Yeppers, all digital content comes with that awesome warning of "We may just turn that shit off at any point" which happens on all systems.
Rockers vs Recliners 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
They exist and they have ones the literally stand you up out of the recliner. What a time to be alive.
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It's a miracle! 7 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
The last time I opened one of these there was literally a live snake in it. Done with this particular surprise.
Fall has arrived 8 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
3rd times the charm. May the demiurge be your guide.
Long distance friendship 5 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
Breasts and wings too. Mmmm.
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Why though? 10 comments
nightkami · 6 years ago
I mean come on guys it's not even about that. It's the whole aspect of we're not supposed to be doing this and yet one or the other party still doing it.
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