Yeah and my underwear says Fruit of the Loom and those aint peaches in there.

No shame. Just beware that the space between is infinite.

Your favorite is literally butt.

Such words of wisdom.

*hissing queef*

Get a little of that soot in the coot.

Right at his valley of plenty.

Same here. Sometimes it's just good to write it out that thought somewhere even if you don't remember why. Almost like venting but for opinions.

well he may have stirred them.

I was afraid of that.

I'm not sure if that means arousal or disgust.

To be fair it did have a sticky note on the outside that said "Live Snake Inside Do Not Open" but I honestly thought it was a joke.

I've been stealing the packs of Raising Canes sauce from the place across the street. Shit's addictive yo'

Yeah it's only when the step parents join in that it gets weird. :P

Yeppers, all digital content comes with that awesome warning of "We may just turn that shit off at any point" which happens on all systems.

They exist and they have ones the literally stand you up out of the recliner. What a time to be alive.

3rd times the charm. May the demiurge be your guide.

Breasts and wings too. Mmmm.