Ryan Cortes

nightkami


Not really sure where I'm going but gonna make sure I enjoy myself along the way.

— Ryan Cortes Report User
Anon had that dream again 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
PSTD from the sexual assault he experienced at the hand of a meter maid. Even today the rattle of coins makes a little pee come out of him in fear.
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Anon can't get break 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Yeah maybe stop looking at them as a prize for your hard work.
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/696969 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
But I thought 7 ate 9, not 6!
And they lived happily ever after 4 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Kept that in for awhile didn't she?
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Ah yeah 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Sure-you-can.
Made in Paint.Net [OC] 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Honestly, neither.
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Made in Paint.Net [OC] 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
One head outside the box and one in. ;D
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Made in Paint.Net [OC] 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I know at some point he couldve just paid for it damn.
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Yoshi says: Suicide is the best for tax evasion 5 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Then there's the title.
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There he is 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Plus killing the Balrog gets you access to the inner world secret shopkeep.
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The cursed hat 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
God, what an asshat.
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The irritation in my gf's eyes was palpable 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Don't think she has to pretend.
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Hand Sanitizer vs. Coronavirus 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
How come? Weirdly I enjoyed it. It definitely brought that odd dark biblical feel out of it. I liked the whole snake skin thing and methusula magic.
In an alternate universe 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
THAT IS NOT FINE.
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Is this a meme ? 2 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Is this real life?
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Even the bat has got tricks 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
It's my money and I want it now!
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What dreams may come 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
All the upvotes. More Warhammer please!
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Extracurricular activities 6 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Hey so long as you don't mind being watched I suppose.
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Not unless you're a JoJo fan 7 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Suck his dick and find out.
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Take a trip down the GI subway 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
What do you know, you were right!
Reject modernity. Embrace crab 8 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
And always have been, my fellow crab.
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Take a trip down the GI subway 10 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I think my partner is trying to insist that we do that but I can't think of a subtle way to ask if that's what they're inferring sometimes.
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Happy 19th anniversary, Techno Viking! 3 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Fuck yeah Olaf in da mix!
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Bbw foot fetish fidget spinning midgets 13 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
Moustache and a mullet, I would expect no less.
The Comparison is Uncanny 1 comments
nightkami · 4 years ago
I was literally just telling someone about this comparison. Dude tore the mask off and thought he had a spiritual experience.