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Why dont you find out for yourself

You’re the doctor. A mad doctor, but still a doctor

What do you expect me to do then?

Why won’t you tell me the secret of midget dongs

Well, you see... they aren't actually their own dongs

*follows comments expectantly*

They steal them in the middle of the night from those with much more promising packages. Where do you think the term crotch goblin came from?

You’ve given us the gift of knowledge. When they come for you, we will not forget you

Oh please, my dong is nowhere NEAR large enough for them to find desirable