Niriel

niriel


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Turtle vs tortoise 32 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
In the US? I'm French and try not to mix my British English and my American English, so I'd like to know.
Turtle vs tortoise 32 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
@mialinay Same in dutch: schildpad.
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What could Avatar 2 possibly be about 6 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
Yeah. All this "white people" stuff makes no sense in Europe.
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I'd wear this just to piss off my math teacher 6 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
I tend to forget there are numbers in math. Naturals below 3 are fine, so are there rationals they form, but anything else is weird. I saw a 29 in the PhD dissertation of a friend, about topology, and was very wtf'ed.
Dont you dare. 15 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
My girlfriend is a latex fetish model, has a Facebook and Instagram page, and still barely ever receives sexual comments. Men can behave civilly, not every human is an impulsive bag of hormones.
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The australian territory as seen by an american 12 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
Thanks! As for my childhood, I was 24 when the movie was released, I already had my M.Sc., my own place, and a job.
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The australian territory as seen by an american 12 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
In France. We happen to have our own culture, there.
The australian territory as seen by an american 12 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
What's special about this address?
This is too funny for me to have had a full nights rest. 5 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
I don't get it. Am I missing a reference?
My childhood would have been so much better 10 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
I did think of it as a kid, even drew some plans for it. I just didn't have fifty empty boxes of the right size laying around.
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Kobe and shaq 5 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
I'm with Shaq here; I'm way too lazy to commit rape.
They're too lazy to diversify 8 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
And in French, most of these are "points".
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Last week the plan was going to Turkey 18 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
And poutine. I can't find squeaky cheese here in the Netherlands.
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I'm afraid to leave my room 9 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
"My sister was being mean. So I put chilli powder on her dildo. Then my dad started screaming."
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Thic 20 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
"I'm not attracted...". Move to Europe, hardly anyone is obese here.
Agriculture on a Space Station, (1984) 9 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
"without actual sunlight": the walls are partly transparent and you can see Earth nearby, so it's got plenty of sunlight.
As for centrifugation as a substitute for gravity, it had its limits, but it's good enough for plants which don't move.
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Don't talk about it 4 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
OK, I keep seeing stuff about how 2016 is terrible. Why?
I might just have to smack a b*tch 5 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
Someone might bring you up in a linguistic classroom in fifty years for writing like that.
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When you've seen too many 90s kids memes. 13 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
And it was abolished in 1981, if I remember correctly. After Giscard d'Estaing, at the beginning of Mitterrand. Correct me if I'm wrong. It's creepy because I was born in France in 1978, it's so weird to be born in a country that had death penalty.
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This is beautiful & it made my day ,really put a smile on my face 12 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
No gods were involved, though. Poor kid.
Bigger the nails, bigger the scumbag stacy 15 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
Except when the girl is hot. If you're into Gothic, cosplay, fetish or stuff like that, you've seen incredibly hot girls with crazy hair/nails/shoes/whatever. If not, you're missing out; there's a lot of creativity out there.
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And that's why they think we are not worth a visit 9 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
Look up "Fermi paradox". It's actually a really interesting question.
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Survival tips 18 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
I usually build my sentences as if my life depended on their truth. Not when I'm joking or saying stupid stuff on purpose, but most of the time. Even if it means adding a little "I think" somewhere in it. I'd rather correctly confess my ignorance than being ridiculed for lying or making mistakes.
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Only in Canada 37 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
And did he? Have you been blessed? If yes, that Canadian neighbor might be able to command God; definitely friend material.
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Harambe 4 comments
niriel · 8 years ago
What's a harambe?