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geluregis
· 7 years ago
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But they don't sell birthday cards at the adult store
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poison_ivy
· 7 years ago
Well, once you're in an adult store its hard to be more embarrassed than you already are.
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chilledtothebone
· 7 years ago
Gel, they totally will understand if it's an adult store. Why the fuck would you be there, then? They mean if you're buying condoms or pads or something.
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poison_ivy
· 7 years ago
Exactly. After a while its not embarrassing and you end up asking the clerk for help. (And I mean help like "yo what do you recommend" or "hey where can I find the vibrators?")
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guest
· 7 years ago
They DO sell birthday cards at adult stores and they are very explicit (Think aroused and arousing).
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deleted
· 7 years ago
This is the best twitter account
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creativedragonbaby
· 7 years ago
Tip number 4... I honestly don't care if people are recording things. I never say anything I regret and I never regret anything I say
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poison_ivy
· 7 years ago
I can respect that.
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niriel
· 7 years ago
I usually build my sentences as if my life depended on their truth. Not when I'm joking or saying stupid stuff on purpose, but most of the time. Even if it means adding a little "I think" somewhere in it. I'd rather correctly confess my ignorance than being ridiculed for lying or making mistakes.
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poison_ivy
· 7 years ago
Again I can respect that, and even learn from it.
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mrscollector
· 7 years ago
Well this explains why my Dad gave me a get well soon card with the tampons I asked him to get me .
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Don't think that applies the same way because I'm sure the cashier knows they're not for him lol
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mialinay
· 7 years ago
Heard you can soak them in vodka... Should work for men as well then
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
Kid at work did number 2, but tire pic he sent was not his car. Dumbass.
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guest
· 7 years ago
You gotta be careful with number 2 that your phone doesn't time stamp it either before you send it out. My buddy once set me a pic of a fish that he caught that was stamped 2 years ago :) I knew that he ain't caught shit on his fishing trip then.
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Usually phones don't time stamp it. Ando if it's under details in the text it's the time stamp of when the text was sent but I'd still be careful. Lol 2 years?
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percy
· 7 years ago
if youre arguing with your girlfriend... IT IS BIENG RECORDED....IN HER MIND!
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pokethebear
· 7 years ago
And embellished
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