poison_ivy

poison_ivy


Also known as "dicklover-suck-deepthroat-andswallowforfree-highclassdicksucker"
I like green and if you haven't guessed I like dick

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SEEEETH! EXPLAIN THIS 2 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
I can't wait to watch this movie. My bf is planning on taking me to see it as an early anniversary present.
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Deep thoughts 8 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Dammit don't do this to me guys
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Life Hack 12 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
5'6"
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I went on this today :0 world's tallest waterslide. Scary af 28 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Dude thats fucking amazing. Once I tried rock climbing over at Silage, and the thing isn't even two stories high but I had a panic attack halfway through and I couldn't get down and it was such a mess. I applaud you.
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I went on this today :0 world's tallest waterslide. Scary af 28 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Fuck that made me anxious. Was it fun???
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Say hello to the mantis shrimp (i'm pretty sure thats whay its called) 35 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Knew there where two kinds. Either way I love them both they're so awesome.
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Untranslatable Words Turned Into Drawings 22 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Huh. Spanish is my first language and I've never learned this. Thank you.
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Say hello to the mantis shrimp (i'm pretty sure thats whay its called) 35 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Hey, its one of my favorite aquatic creatures.
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Say hello to the mantis shrimp (i'm pretty sure thats whay its called) 35 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Actually its called the Peacock Mantis Shrimp
"Found in the warm waters of the Indian and Pacific Oceans, the peacock mantis shrimp is arguably one of the most captivating creatures in the sea. Its hard-shelled body is bursting with color—hues of bright red, green, orange and blue, and its forearms are covered in spots. At the top of its head rests a set of protruding eyes, and they aren’t just for show."
(Source: National Aquarium)
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Untranslatable Words Turned Into Drawings 22 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Wait...duende in spanish is like a little fairy or elf of sorts that causes mischief
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I'm bad at conversationing 17 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Its the best kind of date
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Yaaayyyyy!!! *passes out*
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Memes 28 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
The sky is beautiful
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
So many knives!!! Im so happy I could die!!! *cries in joy*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Ooh look! More blood!! *claps happily*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
I know right?!?! I love it *sighs happily*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Oh this is so much fun! *giggles insanely while running from the knives*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
YAY PARTY'S BACK ON *starts stabbing random things*
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He probably said Noot Noot 5 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Noot noot motherfucker
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The truth about vegan food 10 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
He has a point tho...
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In reality, there are no 'alphas' and 'betas' 19 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Agreed. It gets kinda weird and annoying.
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I'm bad at conversationing 17 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Make a lot of weird noises and when I started dating my bf I warned him about it and he was like "its ok" so now whenever I make weird noises he makes even weirder noises and it turns into a competition
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When you have to look after your drunk friend 11 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Not right now. But I'll tell you when
When you have to look after your drunk friend 11 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Guys in not drunk...yet.
But I will drink the coffee
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When you have to look after your drunk friend 11 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
I'm the drunk friend. I'm told I'm fun but exhausting to take care of.