poison_ivy

poison_ivy


Also known as "dicklover-suck-deepthroat-andswallowforfree-highclassdicksucker"
I like green and if you haven't guessed I like dick

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When you have to look after your drunk friend 11 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
I'm the drunk friend. I'm told I'm fun but exhausting to take care of.
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Sister p*rn 6 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
You know what they say, incest is the best, put your sister to the test.
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Like dis 3 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
"Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.
Razzle dazzle 'em"
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So many bills for Bill to pay 6 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
BILL NYE THE GUY IN DEBT
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f*cking annihilated 61 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
MY CLAWS ARE OUT
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f*cking annihilated 61 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
MY TAIL IS READY
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Yayyy more stabbing!!!! *stabs aspy while singing*
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Mmm, sandwiches 57 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Of course! Any day!!
mind=blown 12 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Nice. I can work with that.
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Mmm, sandwiches 57 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
I don't like that the way to teach about sex is to frighten or intimidate. But that's another story..
As for the website its ohjoysextoy.com
Mind you it teacher through has comics and has plenty of pictures. Its cute and funny and lgbt+ friendly. My bf and i learned a lot and has helped improved our communication and physical relationship.
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mind=blown 12 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Alright then a platonic ship it is! Whats our couple name?
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mind=blown 12 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Lol it can be a platonic ship. That good for you Harley?
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Mmm, sandwiches 57 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Lol yeah if you wanna know the website im more than happy to share. And as for the teacher, she was a the wife of my high school, both taught health and sex ed. She and I got together for coffee and eventually the conversation led to safe sex and the crazy stories she would hear.
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f*cking annihilated 61 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Wait why me?
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Survival tips 18 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Again I can respect that, and even learn from it.
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mind=blown 12 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Lol you guys can ship it all you want i have a bf so
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Mmm, sandwiches 57 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
That's what im saying. Its only kind to return the favor with the equal amount of enthusiasm and care.
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Mmm, sandwiches 57 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
There this website I know that talks all about safe sex and stuff and I had a health teacher tell me about it too.
Took me a minute too 27 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Ahahaha.
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Just smel it... *sob* 3 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
"Found him screaming screaming SCREAMING"
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Survival tips 18 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Exactly. After a while its not embarrassing and you end up asking the clerk for help. (And I mean help like "yo what do you recommend" or "hey where can I find the vibrators?")
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Yaaayyyy now I can really say these knives are an extension of me *laughs maniacally*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
Oh phooey! Why you have to do that I was having fun! *sits on the floor* now I have to way until my hands grow back. *starts to tear up*
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
*giggles louder* yay hugs!! Lets hug more people!!!
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Knives are bad,m'kay? 124 comments
poison_ivy · 4 years ago
*stabs geluregis while giggling* like I haven't heard that before!! You can't stop meeee!!!!
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