Guys relax, she is just big boned

Wat

One of the few cats I know that like water.

Could someone explain why Bernie is so disliked

This is why I like butt stuff. Way less of a chance to get pregnant.

This is fly as hell

I don't know, I'm sure the tampon would be pretty happy to be all up in there.

She doesn't deserve grover

This be thy day, for we march near hells gate and stare into thee abyss. Through our sacrifice, our lineage shall endure throughout the ages. We are the disease that plague our enemies, praying for the sweet kiss of death. The fire that burns through the hearts of our fore fathers and sons. The iron ripped out from the very depths of the earth. We are... Death incarnate

In the palm of my hand, a disk containing the entirety of human knowledge.
Drops and cracks.

To be fair, if you are 92. You should be able to screw around regardless of your occupation