not_gspike comments - FunSubstance

The average "boyfriend" eats 3 times a day it can vary though with 4 and 5 depending on how much ice cream is in the household or how many "bros" has.

He would be in jail 14 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

If batman were real then all of his villans would be terrorist too. :/

Lady Gaga has changed 13 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Wait wut, I thought I would never see Lady Gaga and Normal human being in the same place ever.

This dad knows what's up. 11 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Like ermahgerd did you see Steve's butt?

Dumb b*tch gets rekt 29 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Who ever thinks it's a good idea to post this on social media?

This is what happens when I try to start a conversation 9 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

*never speaks again*

And her future's brighter then mine 51 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

(It's never too far for a butt grab ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

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some people on the Internet 20 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

Excuse me? Are you implying that jus because I'm a green walmart gift card I am not equal to you? Excuse meh!?!? http://goo.gl/iI4TmR I'll have you know my parents are extremely rich and I do little to no work to deserve that money but I am very spoiled so I can sue you until you're dirt poor!

[PART 2] FunSubstance History 3 73 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

http://goo.gl/5lHBLH

[PART 2] FunSubstance History 3 73 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

http://goo.gl/8Isej3

Aliens 16 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

People already use anal beads, it can't be that different.

What Pickup Lines Would Sound Like If Women Used Them 10 comments

not_gspike · 9 years ago

*tries to use a pick-up line* uh uh I like your face.