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Nothing says adult quite like a sippy cup 7 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
There are over 28k Starbucks (not including the stores that sell Starbucks drinks and also use the green iconic straws). Consider this. Most Starbucks average over 100 customers a day (I used to work at one, and was curious about averages and whatnot of customers and their orders). Approximately 45% of those customers order cold drinks that require the iconic green straws. Doing the math, that is approximately 1.2 million green straws used a day throughout the corporation. That is about 463 milli9n green straws a year. So I am fairly certain that there will be some form of positive impact on the environment.
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He saw an opportunity 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
As a Trekkie, I can say that you'd rather be in a red shirt from ST:TNG, over a gold shirt. Thw original series, it was dangerous to be in a red shirt, and safe to be any other color shirt. Also, both Picard and Riker have red uniforms.
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This is the reconstructed face of a Bronze Age woman (called Ava) who lived in Scotland 14 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
You two really seem to have hard-ons for trying to prove each other wrong, don't y'all? @jeremy and @this_isntme
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A noble sacrifice 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Missouri has gas prices under $2.
Neil degrasse tyson knows pretty much everything 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Not too far from the truth. He is under investigation for sexual allegations against him.
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Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Honestly, the look is friggin' sweet.
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I eat criticism for breakfast 8 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I am okay with all of that, except for the part where avocado was not spelled correctly.
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Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Yeah. I am well aware that it is part of the job. Still does not make it better that I miss things for my daughter's first holidays.
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Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
We do celebrate Thanksgiving. When you live in a small town of less than 2500 people, you take what job you can find. Black Friday used to just be on Friday. Then people became needy and greedy, and stores started staying open on Thanksgiving Day instead of the day after.
Also. The movie prices don't change if they wait a day or two after a movie comes out. I have managed two theaters before. We allowed our employees that have kids to be home for the holidays. Standard retail stores do not.
Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
So I gave up my first Thanksgiving with my daughter for people like you who wanna save a bit of money? That is great.
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Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
You can get those deals on Friday. Comporate America thinks it should also be on Thursdays at some places, so some of us don't get to spend time with their families on a holiday so people can save money on deals.
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Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Black Friday is on Thanksgiving Day at most places.
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Black Friday 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
For some of us in retail, Black Friday started on Brown Thursday/The Blitz/The Event.
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Mack is on fire 2 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Mark Ruffalo and Matthew Gray Grubler had a love child somehow.
Jontron making good use of time 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Moreo.
Prank 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
What kind of chickens have you been around? Velociraptors were 6 feet long and about 3 feet tall. Chickens are not that size. At all.
Dog pickup line 5 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because I had to use you to get the one I really wanted that was stuck.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because I lucked out and got two for the price of one. Yeaaaaaaah.
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Kids 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Never once regretted having children.
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What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I'm not sure who downvoted you, but I am curious who you are referring to that mentioned children.
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What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
I am unsure of the other people in this world... But if I create something that I really love... And someone starts off with pointing out the flaws of what I created and wanted to do... I would instantly stop listening to them. Constructive criticism is great and all, but don't point out the flaws like that. Talk to the person, and discuss what was made. Perhaps some of those flaws are there on purpose.
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The difference one letter can make 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
A camera with a timer or her friend who is female?
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The blood 12 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Quit being selfish, Jacob. Other people wish to use it as well.
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Trust nobody 6 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Same way he dissed himself in 8 Mile so that the others can't use some things against him. Make others aware you know of the shit, and nobody can try and be "HURDURHUR" against you with it.
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Excuse me... What? 15 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Woah. Guests rising up against other guests. This is getting interesting.
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Griffin is all alone 11 comments
novelus · 5 years ago
Well that was unexpected.
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