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They tried to make my account a bot account. They shall not prevail!!!

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It was just the tip 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Ignorance is bliss.
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When the weather forecast is very accurate 4 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Daaaaaaaamn.
Yes this did actually happen to me 7 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
My favorite one right now is the recording I get when I answer saying "Your social security number has been compromised. Please call such-and-such at the Drug Enforcement Agency." Yeaaaah no.
I had one a couple of years ago tell me I owed money to a hospital in a state I've never been to. They said they were with an attorney's office. They stuttered when they told me the city and state of the attorney's office, and the attorney's name. I hung up and called said attorney's office. It was an immigration law office. So I call the place back and said "Soooo are you saying you are gonna have me deported for not paying a bill that I don't have?" They hung up and never called back.
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Happy b-day Keanu 2 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I don't think this is a bot. The posts are frequent, and the titles match the posts every time.
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Can we please get something this good again on tv! 7 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Poor Teal'c getting hit with the door in each loop.
Can we please get something this good again on tv! 7 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Stargate: SG-1 to be more precise. This was a wonderful episode.
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Stacy's mom is top tier m*lf 4 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
@captbojangles18
Ask and ye shall receive.
open.spotify dot com /playlist/2bup4UFpfiOU0U6EUK0H2D?nd=1&nd=1
Mt. Hood 1 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I remember looking out my sister's house and seeing it in the morning.
Very special agent 12 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Make sure you step into the swing.
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Fireworks display of the US Flag 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Very carefully.
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Come on Jim, get in the loop 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I may not like these people who are mentioned, but I never saw them as trolls. I saw them as extremely opinionated, but not trolls. Some people's brains are molded and wired very differently than the rest of us, and causes them to speak and act very abnormal, which causes dissension between people, which in turn makes them look different than they actually are. I cannot stand famousone, but I respected him on a level that cannot be explained.
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Come on Jim, get in the loop 8 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
What "troll" are you referring to?
I’m literally shaking 4 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Tis my favorite animal.
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About that axe... 32 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
@demryn
Do not lie. Your name is Ragnar Lodbrok.
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I remember thinking this was so funny 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Nooooo. He was Crazy Steve, then some shit went down with him and Megan... so they had to move and become Spencer and Carly.
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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I've shaved without water, without shaving cream, without soap, etc. It becomes quit easy after a few times, especially if you are in an insane hurry.
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I need to talk to this parallel me 12 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
I mean, alright. As long as pizza is involved.
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I need to talk to this parallel me 12 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
So the Wicked Witch chased me in Walmart, throwing frozen pizzas at me in another universe? Lucky bastard gets all the fun.
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Some Halloween decors at the OBGYN 9 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Too early to give the baby food like that. Wait a few months at least.
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Red Pandas > Bullshit 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
AAAAAw w w w w w w
The stuff grumpy old men are made of 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Says walked. Not walk. :P
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Red Pandas > Bullshit 3 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
They are my favorite animal.
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Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
@creativedragonbaby
Mine does, when preceded by Tik. I use it quite frequently.
Show me your (predictive text game for the truly bored) 55 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Please, show me your favorite Tik Tok'rs.
Well then.
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I feel like I'm just stirring the pot but this makes a very good point 123 comments
novelus · 4 years ago
Apparently so do I. Lol