Really? Because my conversations with my mostly-female squad are like fucking debate meetings.

Source?

One time, my mom was taking my bro and I to a movie. She'd recently had a foot surgery and could't walk too well, so we thought it would be best to take a handicapped spot, as she was registered and had a tag for her car. All the spots were taken and most of the cars didn't actually have handicapped tags. I am still really pissed off about that.

GOD I love space.

Holy shit I'm a chick and I would do that

Because People Who Type Like This Are Not Smart Enough To Make Funny Jokes

Am I a bad person if I glared at this post?

Wow, Hamilton looks great!

Um, she just spent ALL THAT TIME getting ready! She probably planned that dress in advance so she could wear it out! You can wait.

I want to dance through those. Preferably on an empty street but I'm not picky.

1. Her situation could be a more recent thing.
2. Starvation often causes bloating. If she was a little heavy before she hit hard times, she could have grown larger.

Shaving my legs and washing my waist-length hair, as well as washing my body as usual? In 4 minutes? Yeah right.

I dyed my hair green just because our school uses green screens for the pictures. I'm sure they edit them for the yearbook, but not the student IDs.

The guy in the red shirt seemed so sure of himself.

Yay, I love yarn bombs! They always brighten up a city.

If people want to see bullfighting, they should make it weapon-free for the people and just see how long they can last. The bulls didn't sign up for any of that, but the people did, they should be the only ones to suffer for it.

When people are unhappy with themselves, you tell them to love themselves. But then they do something which will most likely make them actually feel better, and you say they're feeding their ego.