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That's one nice dream. 18 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I once had a dream that me, my friends and a bunch of other people in my school were placed in the Hunger Games organized by the teachers. Everyone died in the weirdest way possible.
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How I exercise 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Not that it bothers me, but why is the last guy in a bunny suit?
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A little about crushes 137 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I wish I had a book with all the names of people who had or have a crush on me. Come to think about it, it'd probably be a book full of blank pages.
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Been doing it for a month. I've lost 7lbs so far! 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Good for you!
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Yes Please!!! I Volunteer!! 26 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
*cough* Percy Jackson *cough cough*
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Unbelievable facts 25 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
My high school would always motivate the students to donate money for cancer research by organizing a bunch of crazy challenges for the teachers to do on Terry Fox day after we ran. It was always a pretty entertaining day.
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You can never be too sure with one mouse 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
My mom rubbed the mouse onto the screen the first time she used a laptop ._.
Ukraine before an after 6 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
:(
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Bo Burnham's song called 'The world on fire' 10 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
His facial expression in the last one is killing me
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The royal baby loves meeting new people 3 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
He was born as a prince of sass
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Cannibal joke 8 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
How morbid... I love it.
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5 seconds without Oxygen 32 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
And that's only for 5 seconds... Imagine a few minutes.
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10 animals that will become extinct in the next 10 years 10 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I hope we'll be able to find a way to save them from extinction :(
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I hope this world changes for the better. 16 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Depressing thought: Maybe the Earth won't even be livable in 100 years because of all the pollution, global warming and exhaustion of resources
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Friend was telling me about an over the top girl she knows. 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It must be incredibly heavy
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Things that say a lot about people. 26 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
How they behave when their computer has incredibly slow internet
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What did I do wrong? 18 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Sometimes I stop talking to them because I was waiting for them to come up and speak to me like we always did - but then later, I wonder if they were waiting for me to do the same thing
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Canadian coach helping out a Russian during a race 14 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Helping each other out despite the competition between countries. Awesome.
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Best face swap 11 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
It suits her anyway since Scarlett's hair is naturally blonde
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I mean, who the hell hits the mailbox with their car while getting the mail? 9 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
This is probably how my dad feels about me.
So... Here's a fact about flatworms 5 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Isn't nature beautiful?
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Because I'm happy... 23 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I personally don't get why it got nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars when there were plenty of other great songs that could've (and should've, according to me) been nominated in its place. I do however like the music video.
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I want friends like this 18 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
That teacher was a bitch. It's great that that girl's friend stood up for her.
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Achievements 4 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
Katie Holmes had posters of Tom Cruise when she was a teenager. They ended up getting married (and then divorced but still)
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I hate when this happens 12 comments
paaaisleyyy · 10 years ago
I always have captions on whenever I'm watching Tv or a movie because my mom always made me put the volume low when I was young, so I could never hear what was going on on-screen. The habit kind of stuck with me and now even when the volume is loud I need to read the captions.
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