You can't really blame him. Being President of a country isn't the easiest job out there

I just wanna know how long it took him to take it all off

I wish I was Ellen's kid. Can you imagine the amount of fun I would witness?

Damn you.

"I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now"

If Daft Punk had an even punker kid

I wanted to tear up my pillow after reading this

Fuck.

The human centipede oh my god ;_; I'd almost managed to wipe away as much of that movie from my memory as possible.

Aww that's so sweet!

Oof ._.

Just when I think I'm ready to move on from Fred's death, BAM, a funsubstace post brings back all the sadness ;_;

I'm amused yet extremely repulsed at the same time

I'm just anxiously waiting for the full trailer!

I always need another vacation after taking a vacation. Traveling is so exhausting.

On a related note, I was walking around the neighborhood this morning and I heard something rustling in the bushes and plants beside me. And it was a fucking snake. Not like this python but it was pretty big considering the area that I live in where we only see little ones. I ran away up until the end of the block.

She looks so casual doing it too, like "Oh, just facepalming Emma Watson lol no biggie"

My dad went to the bathroom when the score was 2-0, and when he came back it was 5-0. Needless to say, he was pretty stunned.

I wonder what cupcakes are his favorite

WHAT ABOUT BOOKS?

These are actually really cute!

Who would be evil enough to bake a guinea pig into a muffin?! D: