Patrick Star

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Thigh gaps 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Don't talk about Spongebob that way. >:(
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Wonder who told her that... 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I don't know why, but she reminds me of an Oompa Loompa.
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This outlet cover is also a nightlight. Genius 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Where's the but now button?
A modern addams family 29 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
If you post this on the Hunt, I am sure people might find something.
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My family picture 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It looks like younger Chandler Riggs.
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The rare labra-seal 7 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It's not a dog. It's a rare albino labra - seal.
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lie down. try not to cry. cry a lot. 14 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
What if we are just fictional charecters to their world though? We think we are real, but to them, we are fictional. It would be like the same for them. It was just a thought though.
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Undercover mushrooms 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Took me awhile...
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The pope 11 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
The pope is so dope. - beat boxes - ( anyone can join in. )
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Floating in the sky 17 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
NOT AGAIN, RON.
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Man, what a bargain! 20 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Gay as in happy? I mean, he does seem pretty happy about that sign...
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Social anxiety t-shirt 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
TELL US NOW.
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Biggest pet peeve 1 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I can relate.
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Things guys like in girls 8 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
10/10
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Cat's first day outside. 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Can I ask the Funsubstance Community something? How do you like taking care of a cat? My family and I are moving so we can't get any more pets. She said we are going to get a cat once we move.
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The beautiful janthina janthina 6 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
It looks so.. majestic.
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The table room 3 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I need to get knifes so I can stab the tables full of rage from a bad guy.
You're welcome in advance 23 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I' m a bar- NOO NOO! DON'T DO IT! Barbie world! noooo! - cries in a corner -
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Find the golf ball 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Please help... I don't get it.
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George r.R. Feels 2 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I feel like my family is the only one who does not watch Game of Thrones. I am forcing my self to not watch it. I am slowly thinking about reading the books now.
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Summer nights 4 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Then, a monster gets into your room and pulls your leg and drags you to hell. Then, uses your body as a vest to make JB fan accounts. I used to be so scared of this that I would sleep with the blankets on no matter what.
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Babies 10 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I will definitely have to try everyones recipes! I am just so hungry all the time.
Strawberry...blueberry? 11 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
I may be obsessed with Lana Del Rey. She could be on this post
If you drink and drive,at least know how to avoid being arrested 9 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
Or you can murder your favorite celebrity so you can be with them forever.
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Airplane,unicorn,maybe even a boat... 16 comments
patrick · 10 years ago
If it didn't fall and if it came with free wifi, lifetime supply of books, tv, free wifi, and a strong tree then I would live there. Maybe enough room for some puppies or kitties would be nice.
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