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I am totally definitely a person from the planet earth and I am not an alien at all.

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My love life 2 comments
person · 9 years ago
I would love to be that boyfriend, except I'm a girl.
Adidas vs scientology 29 comments
person · 9 years ago
As I was scrolling down I was waiting to see that .
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I would be gay everyday 5 comments
person · 9 years ago
MENTAL FLOSS YAY
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#LegalizeIt 22 comments
person · 9 years ago
...Which is part of a plant.
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John Oliver on LGBT Discrimination 6 comments
person · 9 years ago
From what I know, the videos from this channel are only available in the U.S. For reasons I dont know.
When I see a "dads are the best" post as someone who grew up without a father 19 comments
person · 9 years ago
Okay I'm your new dad now for anyone who had either a shitty or non existent dad. Lemme make some really bad jokes and start projects I'll never finish.
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I hope this actually happened 11 comments
person · 9 years ago
I've already made plans with about half the girls in my school that if this happens to any of us we should take off our bras too.
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Now that's an organized market 4 comments
person · 9 years ago
Someone deserves a very large promotion.
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The Feels Are Real 6 comments
person · 9 years ago
Oh my god. It's raining on my face again. How is this even happening, I'm inside?
Programmers will get this 18 comments
person · 9 years ago
Ahh you're right. I just idiotically though that 12*7 was 86 for some reason. Oops.
Programmers will get this 18 comments
person · 9 years ago
I got 87
Tell me your best puns in the comments!!:) 23 comments
person · 9 years ago
There was a woman who gave birth to two identical twins. They got adopted before she could name them. One went to Spain and was named Juan. The other went to Egypt and was named Amal. One day the woman received a letter from Juan telling her about his life and including a picture. The woman started crying so her husband asked why she was crying. The woman said that she wished she had a picture of Amal too. The man said "they're identical. Once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."
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this love by maroon 5 is stuck in my head 16 comments
person · 9 years ago
Yes, that's the whole reason you're not supposed to eat it.
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"People You May Know" 10 comments
person · 9 years ago
I watched this when it was originally posted on YouTube and I cried so much. But I still love this a lot.
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The tallest man ever 11 comments
person · 9 years ago
For anyone who's wondering that's about 8.923 feet
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Donald trump looks like an old lady 10 comments
person · 9 years ago
The way I see it is that she seems to be targeting her campaign towards woman and she is solely trying to get votes because shes a woman regardless of her political beliefs.
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Donald trump looks like an old lady 10 comments
person · 9 years ago
I am American and I completely agree with everything you said but most people don't seem to understand that.
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How to waste space in a book 13 comments
person · 9 years ago
No I'm actually 13 but my mom regularly goes to book conferences and at one of them they has this book so she got it and let me have it.
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How to waste space in a book 13 comments
person · 9 years ago
I have that book and it's probably the funniest book I've ever read.
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Nothings more uplifting than seeing these couragous souls take a stand against bullies 5 comments
person · 9 years ago
I'm not crying it's just raining on my face.
facts comp 26 comments
person · 9 years ago
I read about the study with the monkey prostitution and it's actually really cool. They gave the monkeys currency to buy grapes and they were able to gamble and do whatever they wanted and really quickly the males would give the females a coin and they would engage in sex for around 20 seconds and walk away like nothing happened.
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Guys, it would only cost a 20 dollar nose bleed 38 comments
person · 9 years ago
Me too!
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