I hope this actually happened

"Because I have no shoulders"

Level of Sass = Expert!

Why the fuck do bra straps matter so much anyway? They're just another clothing item. Oh no, we can see proof that you aren't just letting your breasts flail around to their own content; however will we be able to write our essays when we know that at least a single girl has a bra, when before it was just assumed to be the case? It's infinitely more likely for guys to be distracted by what the bra is supporting than the bra strap, and I see no reason why a bit of the bra that we frankly tend not to care about until we're removing it would change how well we can cope with there being a female in the class.

Unless your wearing a sports bra, which I've never heard complaints about, straps are bound to show. Those thingies that tighten and loosen don't work that great which means slipping of the strap constantly. Omg the pain when you have long sleeve shirts on having to reach inside your shirt to pull them up. On top of the fact like who has money to buy a special bra for each shirt that fit differently. And really though, if a bra strap is bad shouldn't the showings of boxers be just as bad and punishable?

as a guy I do think the whole thing about straps is stupid also. They're not distracting, guys don't see a bra strap and go man that's sexy, I'll just stare at that all class and not pay attention

I've already made plans with about half the girls in my school that if this happens to any of us we should take off our bras too.

One time a girl lost a hand of strip poker, and she took her bra off without removing her shirt. It was one of the most erotic things I ever saw.