PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

— PhoenixSenshi Report User
They found each other 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*starts clapping faster*
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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I actually didn't see Bill Nye the Science Guy until I was 17. I truly regret not watching him earlier.
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This scene was prime. 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Thank you. This is one I haven't seen yet, so that explains it.
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This scene was prime. 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Which movie is this from? I haven't gotten to see them all yet!
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On point 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
*Facepalm*
Tech advice 28 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
It's"Advice Mallard".
The REAL question is, how have you never seen this before now?
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The real cause of it all 70 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
LET'S GO PUNCH HITLER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
You could make people make the decision to surrender to you.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
OOOOH, okay. Well, then how is there any conflict with you? Just turn people to your side.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Shadow dominion, reincarnation and fire, plus the light and darkness. I feel like darkness is somewhat different than shadows, shadows being an extent of a person. Like part of their soul.
Use the booty 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
I can just hear it going "BWOOMP".
The real cause of it all 70 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Okay... well I'm willing to take the chance because resurrection powers, but I won't if you don't wanna.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
ShadowPhoenixKaru! Can you triple fuse?
Iron burn 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Dude's been on ice for a couple of decades, hasn't had enough time to rebuild the population!
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Alright, my turn to mess with probability. Probability that you will mess with reality again: 0%. Now shoo before I summon an Eldritch Abomination.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
But we have phoenix powers.... no matter what you do, we'll just keep coming back.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Well, now I guess we just wait for a challenger to attack or something.
I'll make some coffee while we wait.
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
ONE FUSION DANCE LATER-
So, we've got the powers of a Phoenix and the powers of....?
That took a turn 41 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Pe-*William Shatner voice* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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Ethiopian wolf. Endangered 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
That's a wolf-deer.
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The real cause of it all 70 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
That's the "Fusion Dance" you're thinking of, but hey, let's do that and become PhoenixKaru!
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phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
shurikkaru, we can defeat them by using the ancient firebending technique, the "Dancing Dragon"! I will be the blue dragon.
And a diet coke pls 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Challenge accepted.
Dog chained for 10 years gets a happy ending 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
Time to continue my policy of summoning the Elder Gods to annihilate animal abusers.
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Adorable puppy 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 9 years ago
This is the cutest goddamn puppy gif on the internet. Everything else, go home, it's too late.
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