The real cause of it all

Did you get that reference?

Yes

Reference in a reference

It is. IT IS

It better be. Or it'll be your head on the chopping block.

I'm not scared

Oh really?
*Sharpens scythe*

*keyblades at the ready* calm down guys, nobody has to die, we can just shatter everyone's hearts and leave them in comas for 13 years

NO!
Today is the day bitches die.

I WILL PROTECT EVERYONE WITH THE LIGHT

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/242652/scenario/?last_comment=1352319#comment1352319
Read that and you will understand why I must kill you.
(My comment is near the top)

I am no b*****!

You still gonna die tho. (If civil war isn't great. So you probably won't die)

Yeah true

Everybody lives!

For now...

Dun dun duuuuuun

Aaaannndddddd
Scene

Beautiful folks. Beautiful

Someone should screenshot this comment chain and post it as:
FunSubstance: Civil War

Nah let it be a funsub legend

Legends have to be told.

Nah fables and folklore have to be told, legends are to be pursued

Yes, of course
*puts scythe away*

Alright good now dance party

No. Nononononono. Hell no.
No dancing.
*takes out scythe *

If you don't dance then you're no friend of mine, *dances on*

Meh

shurikkaru, we can defeat them by using the ancient firebending technique, the "Dancing Dragon"! I will be the blue dragon.

Will we fuse into Spider-Man?

That's the "Fusion Dance" you're thinking of, but hey, let's do that and become PhoenixKaru!

Let's do it!

ONE FUSION DANCE LATER-
So, we've got the powers of a Phoenix and the powers of....?

Well me and my friends have written a genreal fictional interpretation of me, and most my powers run parralel to roxas, so a Phoenix, as well as light and darkness from me

Well, now I guess we just wait for a challenger to attack or something.
I'll make some coffee while we wait.

I'll summon the Alamo

I did not anticipate this on my comment 0.o

Using my powers of probability, I reduce your chance of beating me to 0%.
Challenge accepted

But we have phoenix powers.... no matter what you do, we'll just keep coming back.

Probability of you coming back? Let's set that to zero
Probability of you losing your Phoenix powers right now?
Hmm, 100%!

You can't mess with probability! I disallow it

Chance that you will allow it again?
100%

Nope

Alright, my turn to mess with probability. Probability that you will mess with reality again: 0%. Now shoo before I summon an Eldritch Abomination.

Phoenix! Quickly, we must become shadow Phoenix

But me an pheonix are already fused...

ShadowPhoenixKaru! Can you triple fuse?

We'd all have to have equal power, we'd have to defuse and refuse but that may kill all of us

Okay... well I'm willing to take the chance because resurrection powers, but I won't if you don't wanna.

Hmmmm

We would be a powerful threesome

Shadow dominion, reincarnation and fire, plus the light and darkness. I feel like darkness is somewhat different than shadows, shadows being an extent of a person. Like part of their soul.

I basically control the good and evil in people

OOOOH, okay. Well, then how is there any conflict with you? Just turn people to your side.

I'm the queen of the shadows. I am the shadows. I can control your shadow, I can control you.

I can't make people join my side, only influence thier hearts, make them make good or bad decisions

You could make people make the decision to surrender to you.

We should go back in time and stop hitter from killing people

LET'S GO PUNCH HITLER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!

NO, NOT ON MY COMMENT! *sprays water* SHOO! GO ON SCAT!

YEAH! And save my extended family!