Batman would surelly press a button on a device, and hack both Ironman's suit, making it all fall appart to the ground, restrain spiderman's movements by also hacking his suit, and take off saying, "You are probably right, Stark. By the way, Wade, don't abuse Parker after I leave, or I'll come back for you. And stop saying "fuck" in a comic book. Kids might be reading.

I would make a public announcement where I would offer to return the inch only if England returned Gibraltar, the Malvinas Islands, Tutankammon's mask, the Rosetta stone, the greek statues and columns, and every piece of archeological treasures that they stole from Egypt. FUCKING THIEVING PIRATES!

You used the wrong formula and, somehow, arrived to the right answer

But the joker calls him "bats" or "batsy". He only calls him "Batman" when he's angry at him. OMG, the Joker is Batman's mom!!!!

...don't accidentally step on it.

That's because no parenting book ever said "bitchslap the smartass out of the little spolied brat"

Ok, and how about raping a married girl?

Maybe they were crappy memories

Are those chocolate chips on top? Cause that might be a short adoption time if it is.