poisin_kat
Just your friendly neighbourhood Canadian queer. Hope you guys don't hate me!
(Yes, I do know it's spelt Poison, no need to tell me.)
Be like dat 7 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
My dog only barks when people are active in front of our house. He jumped out a second floor window to try and find us one time because the fireworks were scaring him so bad
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I am this old 10 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Gen Z speaking: We don’t care about participation medals, we accept them with awkwardness because it only calls you out for being bad. We rarely keep them because they’re absolutely worthless
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Imagine being the only person alive who can say this 3 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
I guess, technically speaking, I was just my Mom’s egg at that time since eggs exist from birth. She would have been a few months old at that time.
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Happy thursday!!!! 8 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Saturday is Yoshi, a day you can ride on and enjoy.
Sunday is Princess Peach, a day that seems great but is quickly stolen from you by days like Monday and Tuesday, so you're always on edge about it.
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Sunday is Princess Peach, a day that seems great but is quickly stolen from you by days like Monday and Tuesday, so you're always on edge about it.
How women think that men pee 2 comments
Still in my feels about this 6 comments
Forewords by me 11 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
And there they sat, pondering upon their life and achievements held within these pages. They realize that the book is quite meta, and are a bit creeped out
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Even at night its 34C 7 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Where I live, it’s wet heat. Yesterday, in my Canadian city, it felt like 46 / 115
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Share in the comments 7 comments
I wish he is pretty lax teacher 6 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Read his name, the answer becomes obvious, even captain obvious could tell you th-... wait a minute
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Trump won't be the only one with a golden toilet 6 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Everyone in Zimbabwe was a billionaire, but if you only had billions at that point, you were pretty much broke
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No more crappy, make everyone happy 5 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
I have on the tip of my tongue, a wish
Don’t listen closely, of it you’ll miss
I demand that you make this snappy
My wish is for you, little creature, to be happy
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Don’t listen closely, of it you’ll miss
I demand that you make this snappy
My wish is for you, little creature, to be happy
Big Chungus is PC 13 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Because she’s black and doesn’t like the words. If you disagree with her, you’re racist
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They had us in the first half not gonna lie 2 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Guess I’m a crazy hoe then, but I promise it’s only because I have read some bullshit before and NOT because it’s my recommendation
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The first time is always the worst 1 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
I’ve never had sleep paralysis, thank god for that, but I wonder if it’s possible still. When do people first start getting it? At an age or after an event? Are certain people more likely to get it?
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Oh boy, slurp 5 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
Seems decently normal to me? Maybe it's a genetic thing or a big footed person trait
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Reality is often disappointing 2 comments
poisin_kat
· 4 years ago
I don’t know what the title is talking about, that’s exactly how I want it to look
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