About to graduate engineering school... Ive always been the guy who did his project last minute, but I thrive under pressure, enjoy pulling all nighters (thats how I get the most work done), and always considered that a week or two of absolute mayhem at the end of a semester was worth it for the possibility of jerking off the rest of the time.
So yeah, theres pressure at the end if you procrastinate, but nothing to cry about at the library.

In the USA. Pretty sure they don't exist in Europe (on at least I never heard of them, so they would be way less loud and a problem as in the USA).

Thats actually dangerous af... Acid is consumed

Best one so far

oO I was never asked that in France (at least in high school. In prep school for engineering class we had weekly oral exams, and the first time a teacher aked us to write down the 3 first rows. Looked him dead in the eyes, told him I didnt know them, and quite frankly I didnt see the point seeing as I had them in my calculator (I had a programm with the periodic table, with all the masses, charges, even electron configuration).
Teacher said 'ok' and proceeded to ask a different question.

what kind of test do you not have access to the periodic table ? Theres no point in learning it by heart oO it doesnt make you better at chemistry

Obviously not someone who has ever seen a door.

I mean... I went to nappoli a few months ago. Can't say the pizza sucked. Not saying you can't americanize it and modernize it, but that doesnt make the classics bad.

I mean, what she does in the bedroom (including anal) is her problem. Just because she has kids doesnt mean she is suddenly gonna go from a kinky sex life to a prude 'once on your birthday, missionnary, 15minutes before jeopardy' sex life.
You can have a kinky sex life and still handle your responsabilities and shit.
I'm not sure I agree with advertising that on a coffee mug tho, sure the kids can't read NOW... but what about the future ?

... what do you think is gonna harm the fight for equality more ? This monkey with a sign so heinous that anyone with a working brain know its absolute bullshit, or the headline that's gonna say that a protest for equality went sideways when a woman protesting assaulted someone because he had an opposing point of view.
You can't demand the right to protest if you aren't willing to let someone use their right to protest the opposite. No matter how retarded the opposite seems to you (which in this case is pretty fucking retarded, but no matter).

Yall wrong and senpai is right.... Jesus its like people are unable to have a constructed argument nowadays 'hurr durr i dont agree with him, he deserved to be punched with a bat'.
No he didn't. What he is defending is obviously wrong, yet the solution IS NOT punching him with a bat (or any kind of violence), that's just falling to his level, and that in itself is loosing the argument.
The key to this is to remain within the limits of the law. Can that be considered hate speech or something of the sort that can be legally acted upon ? Then do so. Or is that guy within his right of free speech ? In which case I'm sorry, but as much as I hate his opinion he has the right to express it. (That same right that allows us to demonstrate for LGBT rights, and that allowed any protest in the first place.)
By taking violent action against that man you discredit whatever movement you are fighting for A LOT MORE than he does with his stupid ass sign....

When I started writting this comment I was a 100% @myfuckinggod was being sarcastic... But in this day and age... Im merely 75% sure now. Regardless, I'm gonna go with my first impression and assume he/she/it was joking.

Snow is amazing... So fucking relaxing.
I was in uni, pullign an allnighter on a project with some friends. Someone in the groupchat noticed it was snowing outside (first snow of the year) at around 3AM...
Took a 10minutes break just to go outside and try to eat snow, and everything was OK again !
And when everythign is covered in snow, and absolutely silent... And you can randomly start snowfights.
And then obviously snowboarding / skiing which is absolutely amawing....
The sun is blinding and it makes you sweat, and when youre not in somethings shadow you just bake... snow... snow is just Beautiful.

Because it's not actually that black & white. There are plenty of times where my gf would playfully say "stop it" when I knew she definitely wanted me to continue (how did I know ? I actually stopped and apologised the first time and she wasnt thrilled about it x)).
Pretty sure this meme doesnt refer to when making a move on a stranger but rather a case where you are intimate with a person and she says no playfully. Because seriously who has never said no just to have the other one work a bit harder ? (Again, with someone you know, its ABSOLUTELY NOT THE SAME with a stranger).

Roadkill ?

Things like that is why 'abstinence only' policy will never work. Young adults don't need help to figure sex out, but they sure as hell need help figuring SAFE sex out. If you paint sex as taboo and refuse to educate them about it, they will educate themselves, probably through trial and error. And then there are consequences.
And this is one of the main reason I can't take someone overly religious seriously. (don't get me wrong, if abstinence is your decision then you do you (for whatever reason, religious or not), but if it's the only thing you preach to your kids and refuse to consider an alternative then you are failing as a parent, and you are responsible if they end up being pregnant / knocking someone up because you were being delusionnal in hoping they wouldnt experiment on their own and failed to prepare them to do so in a safe environment.
There is a reason states with 'abstinence only programms' have the highest teenage pregnancy rates :/
PS : sorry, i got worked up ><

Wait home providers have limits ? Is that a thing anywhere in Europe coz I never heard about it... Jesus I would hate it, even if the limit was 5times what I usually use, having unlimited feels so damn comfortable...

I though they said Sin = Opposite/hypothenuse ?
I will leave now.

My answer to this type of question was always 'Hell no I'm not answering that question, that's obviously a trap.'. A girl with a sense of humor will get it and let it go. And if she insists I'm telling her the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, not sugarcoated or anything.
Teach them early in the relationship not to ask questions that are just gonna make them mad and bring nothing to the relationhsip.

How about this :
"Hey guys. We are under no curse or anything, we're just gatekeepers trying to feed our family. One of this door leads to salvation, the other to certain death. Your choice. Obviously we know which is which, but since this job gets a little boring at times, we've created a little game for yall fellas : You only get one question to find out which door is which, and one of us will answer with the truth, while the other one will lie."
Basically the gards will follow the rule for liying / saying the truth only for the one question they have. So they can explain the concept.

They make the best wingmans man.... I owe my first girlfriend to my girl best friend. I owe her a lot when it comes to chicks.

I'll say it again, I really don't understand the downvotes on this websites... People seem nice af, and yet everytime someone tries to express an opinion slightly controversial, its an instant red arrow....
God damnit, he clearly stated that he wasn't gonna pretend that 1000 situations as this one happenened and that it was fucked up, just that he wished to know if someone had proof that it was the case in THAT exact situation. (ie : source)
I could post the same picture captioning it 'Black woman standing up to go ask Elvis for an autograph.'... Would I be wrong ? Yes I most likely would. Would you down vote someone asking for a proof that the BS I'm claiming is correct ?

Dont downvote him... The only thing that makes this 'complicated' (which isnt presented here) is the fact that you only get one questions, so you have to ask a questions which both lets you figure out which door you should take. You can't afford to spend your question figuring out which one is true and THEN ask which door to take.
So that barbarian lost.

Its a urinal you animal. No urinal is equipped to handle number 2s. Hence their name.

Btw can we talk about that new design for the container ? I remember when it was hell to open them ! Now you just squeeze and it opens right up ! Love it !