If by pick up lines you mean this pre-made shit (like "hey did it hurt ?"...) then I 100% agree. If you include all shitty jokes and one liners that you make up yourself then I disagree.
But then again the whole reason I installed Tinder was to make shitty puns on the girl's name, and I will go down with the ship if I have to.

And here I wondered if should specify "all the guys who go to clubs or bars with the intent of trying to pick up women"....

Granular or not, you can't punish someone because they have thoughts they can't control, but who control their actions.

This sounds a lot like the beginning to r/niceguys tho... Not saying its what it is but... Being overly polite is a bad move I think. Just go for a simple thing of her profile, a bit of wit, or w/e.

All guys including me do this at some point in our life, when you still don't know how to flirt in bars and clubs.
Took me two times of buying a drink to a girl and nothing at all hapening (not even conversation) to realize that I was a moron and this wasn't the way to go. I have learned from my mistakes. I'm now of the opinion that, any girl I could hook up by buying her a drink, I could just as much hook up without.
Doesnt mean Ill never buy a drink to a girl, but it's no longer a means to an objective (an ineffective one at that), rather just something to do for someone yo ualready struck a connection with.

Im guessing he is bored of OP posting twitter screenshots of the weratedogs page, because quite franly, one in a while sure, but if I wanted to see all their collection I would go to their fucking page.

The fuck is wrong with your uni ? I understand wanting to be strict on absences (although I disagree, if someone passes your class without attending he deserves it IMO, but thats another story).
But when someone is in a serious situation which is outside of their control, if you cant cut them some slack then you are one fucking huge piece of shit...
My employer PAYS ME to do stuff for him, and if I say "Hey, i got in an accident, nothing big, but im dealing with the police, im gonna miss a meeting / this morning", he gets it...

well you COULD set your tent in a trees shadow or something.

As much as it is a dick move to make...
Everyone in the party had the right to object.
If he does that early in the night its a really dick move, but if it has been going on for a while... passing the ball around is nice, but at some point you gotta shoot for the goal if you wanna score.
Going for the 3 girls is a dick move but... he saw an opportunity for a 4some, and since none of the girls objected, either they were really only interested in him, or they were bored of waiting for someone to make a move.
He made a move. A dick move. But noone objected. So maybe OP is just jealous...

Well the way thats defined in France is anything that can effectively explain why you were absent and is outside of your control.
Like I was visiting family on La Reunion (french Island) for christmas. My return flight sunday morning was delayed for 2 days due to a typhoon hitting the island and grounding every flights. How can I be held accountable for a motherfucking storm ?
Typically illness, and stuff like that (justified with a doctors note) is also considered a valid excuse.
Would they dock you points if you had a medical condition that forces you to go to the hospital regularly in such a manner that you can't do it solely on the weekends ? Or a temporary condition that makes you spend a week in the hospital ? 'Oh sorry, thats gonna be a lot of lost marks you lazy fuck' ? That seems insane.

Even justified excuses ? I mean you got hit by a fucking car, how can that penalize you ?
My school had a "ditch all you want, as long as you pass your exams we dont care. If you dont... youre in trouble." policy, which I really enjoyed.

Truth is, that will come back and byte them in the ass later, or it means it didnt matter. I've always been the guy who didnt do his homework because quite frankly I didnt need it to get the class material (I mean in high school maths / physics youre basically doing the same exercise OVER AND OVER, so if you actually understand then.... fuck this) but my teachers were a pain when it came to homework so I would quite often ask to copy someones work.
Later on in my engineering studies that lead me to NEVER saying no when someone asks for my work if I have done it. I got helped, pay it forward. If it costs you nothing to help someone then why not do it ? You wont be more successfull just because they fail.

Don't you have second sessions ? I mean "I got hit by a car." is a pretty damn good excuse that would probably lead any teacher to maybe even arrange a 1 on 1 (not that kind....) session for you.
Hell, I had a teacher arrange an oral examination instead of the written test for me once because I had gastroenteritis (backed up by a medical certificate ofc), and I couldn't attend the backup session (which is scheduled 3months later) because I was moving to study abroad.

The best is LaTeX but I guess it's a pain in the ass to pickup (I mean a REAL pain in the ass). But once you get used to it god it feels good.

Except this post is old AF

I mean Im pretty sure the noise (most lights where I live have a slow ticking rythm when light is red and fast ticking rythm when light is green) also helps the visually impaired.
But not sure why guest said fuck that noise when we are looking at lights, so I might be off topic.

Yeah. People just need to make it fucking clear youre asking for a date and not something else.
You dont ask a coworker / classmate to work on something as a pretense to set up a date. You dont ask her out to the movies with a bunch of friends.
You fucking walk up, man and ask for an actual motherfucking date. Get coffee, go to the movies, go bungee jumping, just make it clear youre not asking a friend, youre asking someone with whom you might want to pursue a romantic relationship.

You have never lived in central Europe ? In germany everything is fucking schorle (which means fizzy). Like you order water and dont specify still ? BAM you got sparkling water. I live in Prague right now, my uni had sparkling option at water dispensers, the company I work at also has that in the kitchen etc...
I hate it, but apparently its quite fucking popular in some parts of the world.

Well to be honest, the musics are where the magic happens in Disney movies (although I hated those parts as a kid). Not saying lilo and stitch wasnt amazing, but somehow it still just feels like a cartoon.
The songs... they take me somewhere. My bros can make fun of me any time, the day I stop singing along to "ill make a man out of you", or "I wont say Im in love" (personnal favorite) is the day something in me died.
And goddamnit, they fucking got Lin Manuel Miranda for Moana.... I didnt know and when I fuckign recognised the style I went nuts. Cant say im sad when Disney goes for musicals.

From what Ive heard, theres at least one good thing about the hipster trend : it made gluten free food much easier to find / covering a wider range in supermarkets and shit (McDonalds where I live offer a gluten free cheeseburger for instance) so theres that.
And to be honest... at some point if you have a serious problem with gluten (as in not a hipster problem) then when you order gluten free food you should probably specify that youre actually sick. Sure it sucks you have to do that because of a stupid trend, but even if not for that, kitchen staff can be overrun, or just make an inatention mistake. Pointing out that its an actual hazard avoids that.

How is this dense and hypocritical ? I'm not saying my parents shouldnt have a sex life, hell I hope for them they have a good one, but it would make me uncomfortable as fuck if they advertised if to me. Same as I expect they would be uncomfortable as fuck if I advertised mine.

Not saying we're assholes (parisians may be a particular case). But all of my foreign friends who visited france said the opposite, which ca be summed up by this quote :
"God created France, the most beautiful country in the world with so much good in it, and ended up feeling guilty about it. He had to do something to make it fair. And so, he created the French people."
So i guess it goes both ways ?

how are you 21 and dont know msn ? Im 22, and back in middle school MSN was lit af. Youd leave school, and chat with your friens about nothing (coz youre 13, what do you have to say ?) and then read other blogs (ok that wasn msn but) and talk with unreadble text coz everyone had hundreds of emoticons....

Boy do we protest often. If it is protestable we will protest it. If we dont understand we will protest it. Hell, if we enjoy it we will still protest it.