Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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It's a... Brane? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*primal instinct makes me throw gameboy across the room in a desperate attempt to save my eardrums*
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Wingardium leviosa 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Plus, that was his signature move, much like how the Killing Curse was you-know-who's. They even pointed that out in the first part of the Deathly Hallows.
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Press F to pay respect 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
But not one that will be as beloved...
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Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It's nice to see how many people worldwide use this site, even with a language barrier.
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Wait a minute 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Becoming a wendigo only happens when you eat human flesh in that specific place, though. I'm pretty sure the curse doesn't extend to the arctic.
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Smellfoy...The Real reason for his death 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*screaming, laughing and crying simultaneously*
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Wait a minute 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Who wouldn't for basic survival?
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Post your dumbest s***t 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LIVIN ON A PRAYER
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An actual warning I took a picture of 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Im probably the one that gets framed, 'dies' to the real monster, then comes back later to kill both the monster and myself.
Look at this Kitbull! 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@catfluff please stop cloning my cat for experiments, I'm begging you
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Sky bison is best bison 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
M'bad, I spelled it wrong. (originally spelled it 'Oppa', and not 'Appa')
The World's Happiest Criminal 15 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It was MY blood, thank you very much. I was using it to celebrate October 134th.
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Looks about right 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
that's a massive penis...
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this Format has so much potential 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
why aren't there more eggs?
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Or being calculated in other ways 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This got me thinking... does this mean half of every species got wiped off the universe, or half of ALL life, in a broad grouping? If that second one was the case, wouldn't a LOT more people die?
*spam f* 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
[F]
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Sky bison is best bison 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Appa! Yip yip!
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Think about it 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
King Kong?
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The World's Happiest Criminal 15 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This would go great in my autobiography... wait, don't look in there, I SAID IT WAS A FICTIONAL STORY NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE
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Add some magic 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
YES OMG LITWICK IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE POKEMON AND GHOST IS MY FAVORITE TYPE BECAUSE IT'S SO UNDERAPPRECIATED AND THIS JUST MADE MY DAY BETTER :D
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Oh no 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Welp, time to put her down.
*grabs shotgun*
Don't look, joey.
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*unhangs her from the poster* you wanna go deer hunting with us?
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Frozen cat revived after being found in Montana snow bank 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
daww, look at that lil guy, cotton balls stuck all over hi-
*sees other panels*
*sees title*
oh...
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Graphics sure have come a long way 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
God, the final fantasy one reminds me of this and I am trying so hard to not cry tears of bittersweetness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyc-LUTaoM (this contains spoilers if you care)
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They got stoned 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Who wants to make it real?
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