Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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The big Ouch 212 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Shame this stuff needs to be NSFW just because of the location of the tattoo; art is a beautiful thing and the guests miss out on a lot of it.
(then again, we have those creeper guests, so maybe it's a mixed blessing)
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we love a chubby queen 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
For all you know that could be somebody's pet; you can't just kick an animal for the sake of 'it needs to die'.
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Space boi 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
With no text it just looks like he yote the dog across the galaxy using the force
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Insomnia sucks 25 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
gonna reeeeeeeaaaally weigh the boat down
Everyone hates PETA 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm just relieved you added 'up'.
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God: Yeah that Earth is pretty nice, but does it have cup holders? 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
make sure not to slap the gopro on too hard, or you might cook the drone by accident.
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Best toilet is unisex 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
hol up
pushin the boundary with this one 15 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Am I the only one really offended by these memes? Hundreds of children have been killed in a single year, in the past 2 weeks a student brought a toy gun (the orange piece was chopped off) with live ammo. 2 days ago, somebody went toa bathroom and vandalized the walls, threatening to kill everyone in my school. Almost everyone is terrified, and people are making memes joking about it, which if anything encourages this behaviour and I know I'm going to get downvoted all to hell for stating my opinion online but this is a vERY SERIOUS ISSUE GOING ON!
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Nature 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I kinda wanna bite into one...
Networking by Inigo 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
What's up
My name is Porch_Light
There are many moths outside
Prepare to fly
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Well that makes sense 13 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*cough cough* Pagan Min (Far Cry) *cough* Stain (My Hero Academia) *cough*
Hey, Chicago, Hold my beer. - Minnesota 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
How 'bout i do
anyway?
It makes sense, emus are demons 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Never forget
11/2 - 12/10, 1932...
The brave soldiers continued to fight, knowing they were fighting a losing battle...
https://i.redd.it/ph6tpojfd5y11.jpg
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Elegant big Leopard 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm begging you to make a 40 hour version I hate clicking repeat every 20 hours.
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If music be the food to my ears. Feed me 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
OH MY GOD SRGRAFO!!! I love his comics.
If dracula had a cat lol 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
CATULA
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This is what your 1999 nightmares looked like 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Just for Laugh 26 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My real name or my username...? I'll just do my real name.
Electronics
Estate
Emporium
Expensive
Egg
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Shout out to the good old days 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Castaway II anyone?
...no? Just me? okey...
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Inventing the Hot Air Balloon 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Um, I don't know what you're talking about, but hot air balloons can be steered- you just have to have a decent amount of experience.
oooh... that's rough 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*that's ruff
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Not mine. Found this somewhere else. 132 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*slaps the chicken ten times*
24,536 slaps left to go
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who's cutting onions? 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I tried not to cry. The ending got me so much though...
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Found this outside my physics teachers dorm 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Large enough panic---> Essay due in 2 days that they haven't started on
What's your rescue story? :) 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My late dog (Rose, a mixed breed of pug-labrador) was in a losing dogfight sometime in 2007. She tried to run away from them, but ended up getting ran over. My parents rushed to her aid and brought her to a hospital. Amazingly, she survived with only a permanent scar on her stomach (it didn't cause her any pain, though). She passed away 2 years ago after living a long, healthy life, happy as a clam the whole time.
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