Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Furthermore, 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
odd, it works for me. (Copy pasting the entire paragraph and pasting into a different tab, and hitting enter. No idea why, maybe a bug?)
Soggy spiky c*ckroach 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Yeetus the fetus
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Thomas the Train is just a big ole turtle 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
wasn't the top one posted a couple hours ago?
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I still keep the method a secret 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
How old is this meme? 2012?
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Holy shit 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Just sell more cheese then.
Hold it there, buster! 57 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I'm not your friendo, dude!
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Hold it there, buster! 57 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
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Alien invasion 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This comment pairs well with @ewqua's
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Multipurpose 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That's what I was referencing.
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That went exactly where I thought it would 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Kinda scared for 2020 because 2+0+2+0 = 4, the exact number of nipples that a cow has. This means we will all turn into cereal sauce in 10 months.
You know you messed up when 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Translated to ascii. it says 'exterminate'.
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Be gone THOT 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
this bitch empty
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Is this dark humour? 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Daddy, I ate all the christmas fruits!'
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Day 16 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
My opinion: slightly less scared of these comics now but it might be because I'm becoming numb
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Alien invasion 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I WANT SEVERAL OF THEM
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Teach your kids to play Magic 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Teach your kid to play Dungeons and Dragons, they won't have to worry about a girlfriend
Vans 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Stay in the group Shaun, they're only shunning you because you have the best ideas!
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My farewell 37 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
goodbye trashman!
Peta stands for People Endangering the Animals 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Correction, 42,993 animals.
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Who else is this 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It's almost march, winter just ended!
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Thomas the hollow Train 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Please mark this as NSFW.
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Multipurpose 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
No. We filled it with so many fancy gadgets that making toast is the only thing it can't do.
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