Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Merry Christmas from SchröDinger's Santa 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Are you alright @title?
(both the user and the actual title)
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Neverending toblerone 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
They should have called it 'TOBLERTWO'
Xenophobic aberrant Quail 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I know, right? Act normal and accept that some countries are different!
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Never trust a thiccie 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
SHIT, WHERE DID MY BREAD GO!? I NEED TO HIDE MY MILLET BEFORE ITS TOO LA
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Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Holy god OP is wearing Airpods, He can't hear us. Oh god.
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Heck 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'You and your 4 year old NEED a goddamn medal'
fixed your post
New world record, one we aren't sorry about! 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This happened in June 2017; not exactly recent news :/
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Who's bright idea was it to undercoat the Wood Chipper Red? 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This sounds oddly familiar.
Bruh.Mp5 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
ALL HAIL THE CHOSEN ONE!
ALL HAIL THE CHOSEN ONE!
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The big Ouch 212 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I have no idea how my comment, out of all of the ones on here, devolved to 'National Butt Day', I had no part of this.
Who else is this 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This post is seeping with such methylpowermoveate, I think I overdosed just looking at it.
Hold it there, buster! 57 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR
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we love a chubby queen 17 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It's possible being honest without saying anything, you know.
Hurried unnatural half Fox 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Oi mate, betcha two enna half lobsters that y'ell drink this bloke's stomach juices'
'Yer outta ya mind, cobber! That be from an ulcer patient. Make it at least a pineapple and you gotcha self a deal!'
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Legit feeling like almost Jesus 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This joke is so overused and so old that every time I see it I want to leave a comment like this.
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I see ghost people... 31 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
CHIRP at a bug???
Anon sells Girl Scout cookies 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Actually, kidneys on the black market can be sold for more than that, too; up to 162k legally and significantly more (large variance of price) illegally. Don't ask how I know.
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Spill the tea 24 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Goddamnit...
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Misty boundless obeisant Salmon 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Yeah!'
Oof 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Jesus christ, this isn't a personal attack anymore, this is a goddamn personal manslaughter
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They are missing the colourful breath containers 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Tiny trash! 8D
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Please delete the spider 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
88w88
Anon sells Girl Scout cookies 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
40k? You're getting ripped off dude, you could sell those for SIGNIFICANTLY more.
Anon defenestrates his cat 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
YEET
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Thomas the hollow Train 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
@parisqeen went right in and took zero hostages.
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