porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Xenophobic aberrant Quail 5 comments
Never trust a thiccie 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
SHIT, WHERE DID MY BREAD GO!? I NEED TO HIDE MY MILLET BEFORE ITS TOO LA
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Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
Heck 6 comments
New world record, one we aren't sorry about! 16 comments
The big Ouch 212 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
I have no idea how my comment, out of all of the ones on here, devolved to 'National Butt Day', I had no part of this.
Who else is this 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
This post is seeping with such methylpowermoveate, I think I overdosed just looking at it.
we love a chubby queen 17 comments
Hurried unnatural half Fox 11 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
'Oi mate, betcha two enna half lobsters that y'ell drink this bloke's stomach juices'
'Yer outta ya mind, cobber! That be from an ulcer patient. Make it at least a pineapple and you gotcha self a deal!'
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'Yer outta ya mind, cobber! That be from an ulcer patient. Make it at least a pineapple and you gotcha self a deal!'
Legit feeling like almost Jesus 6 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
This joke is so overused and so old that every time I see it I want to leave a comment like this.
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Anon sells Girl Scout cookies 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Actually, kidneys on the black market can be sold for more than that, too; up to 162k legally and significantly more (large variance of price) illegally. Don't ask how I know.
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Oof 9 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
Jesus christ, this isn't a personal attack anymore, this is a goddamn personal manslaughter
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Anon sells Girl Scout cookies 7 comments
porch_light
· 5 years ago
40k? You're getting ripped off dude, you could sell those for SIGNIFICANTLY more.
Thomas the hollow Train 8 comments
(both the user and the actual title)