Legit feeling like almost Jesus

5 years ago by cramps · 329 Likes · 6 comments · Trending

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porch_light · 5 years ago · FIRST

This joke is so overused and so old that every time I see it I want to leave a comment like this.

bethorien · 5 years ago

it wasnt even funny the first time

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dcottingham · 5 years ago

You can walk on cucumbers? Pics or it never happened.

deleted · 5 years ago

Well all humans have 99 % similarity in DNA, so everyone is 99% Jesus.

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Unless Jesus was XNA... like a derivative such as HNA. TNA or CeNA. Most likely not TNA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xeno_nucleic_acid Just because it's harder to find if you google wrong... you get companies instead.
@grimreaper just in case you're interested.... cuz xenomorphs.

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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Cucumbers are only 96% water. Anyway, go with celery, 95% water, but much higher success rate due to an arch structure.

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