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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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New lease on life 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*outstanding

I'm not complaining 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

@dr_richard_ew

I'm not complaining 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Yeah, who would be complaining about this?

i just think sh1t...poor vag 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

r/wooosh

Amiright? Or amirite? 61 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Alright, this was... certainly a thing to come back to.

This café makes you feel like you're in a cartoon 17 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

S̏ͬ̅ͩ̓̀͘͏̨̱͇̲̥̗̰̝̫̙͖͕̥̳͞ͅǪ͆̿̈́̄̾̑ͯ͒̓ͨ͟͠҉͉̼̠̙̰̠̫̹̯͎̝̻̗͕̣͜ ͔͇͖̭̺̞̜̭̤͙̜ͭ̃ͨ̽̈́͐ͬͮ͊ͯ̚̚͘͞N̛̫̜̪̖̟͉̙ͯͣ̐̔̅̿̽͌̐̎ͣ͋̽̈́͡Ȩ̸̡̙̗̮̘̫̗̠̝̬̜͚̯̼̓̆ͮ̊ͬͨ̏̈́̔̀̚ͅE̶̢̧̹̦̠̤̼͇̠̦͙̼͇͈̣͈̟̥͋̎̎͗ͨ̈ͩ̇̇̒̓̈ͯ̌̔͐̀Ḑͮ͛͗͗ͫ͌͐ͨ̚͏̝̖̯͚̙͙̙̙̲̯ͅĻ̷̟͚̙̥̞͔̥̞͚̳̳̙̤͉̦͊ͫ̿̋̀͠E̸̥̼̫͍̜͓̞̭͛̃̅ͮ͌͠ͅŞ̛̺̥̪̫̘̰̙̩̻͒ͣ̄̌̐̂̆̋ͯ̍͌̃̊͌ͯ͘ͅS̍͂͋̃̄ͭ͌̌̽̀ͭ͑̚͘͢҉͏̬̞̺̮̤̝͓̜̼̼͔̣̼̘̯̦̘̗̝ ̸̀͐̈́̑ͥ̑́́ͣ̾͑͊̀͏̵̺̟͙̤͔̰͉̯̜̫͟͡T̢̛̯͍̱̲̜ͧ́ͤ̔́̎̽ͥͦ̇͊̉ͪͭͨ̏͆͐ͣ͞O̴̗̮̮̙͉͖̻͉̟̦̠͕̮͈̾ͬ̈́̚͜͝ ̧̬͕̟͇̭͕̦͎̼͓̯̦̰̜̩͈̬̘ͧͫͬ̋͂̈́ͭ̓͆ͦ́̕̕S̤̱̮͔̺̻̝͚͇̤̮̤̦̟̖̩̲̲̽̎ͪ̇͊͒̊́ͣͭͨ̐̽́ͮͣ̀͟ͅĂ̇̊̔͒ͪ͗̾̂͂͌ͫ͋̓ͧ́͞҉͈̦̮̼̪̲̣͓͚̳Y̓̍͋̔͌ͫͣ͆̓̈́ͯ̒̓̐̏̓͋͏̧̡͙̝͈̭̗͓̙̟̠̤̗

I seriously got no idea why I have this picture of me lurking around my pics... 12 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Don't rob me!

Crystal skull 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Welp, the person holding it has been cursed, and will probably die within the hour.

Cheesy content 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

underrated comment

i just think sh1t...poor vag 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Well... you could grab onto the Mage Hand as you move it; it doesn't necessarily have to have IT grab YOU.

Life is easy when you do it right 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*laughs in anxiety-ridden introvert*

The kea is a large parrot found in alpine regions of the South Island of New Zealand, 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

G A Y . F R E E D O M

The rains will forever be blessed 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

That kinda reminds me of this story/joke:
http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/
(WARNING: LONG AS ALL HELL [~10,000 words])

· Edited 5 years ago

That damn line 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

What's the difference?

16th-century knives engraved with Musical Scores allowed the guests to sing at the end of 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

This is what the original post said.

Pharmacy puts their back pain stuff on the bottom shelf 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

For once the circle actually helped in a meme.

i just think sh1t...poor vag 20 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

As a Gnome, you can Reduce yourself, then grab yourself with Mage Hand, allowing you to yeet yourself away in any given situation.

Well allllll righty then! -Jim Carrey 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

⠀

Well allllll righty then! -Jim Carrey 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

As I reiterate from the previous time something similar to this was posted:

Neck exercises 8 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The last one:
Okay, guess I'll just tEAR MY DAMN HEAD OFF, WHO NEEDS IT ANYWAYS?

Music was better when dorks were allowed to make it 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Music was so much better when dorks were allowed to make it

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Instead of buying iPhoneX, I installed these power monsters on the rooftop last year for 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Full title:
'Instead of buying iPhoneX, I installed these power monsters on the rooftop last year for the same price. Now I can buy iPhoneX at half the price this year just with the savings on the last year'

Christmas in the 1990s 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Please, I'd still react like that if someone gave me one of the better nintendo consoles of all time.

Melting moon 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh, what a world. What a world!

90% of our texts 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

That last one you miiiiiiiight wanna call the cops, they may have been murdered.