Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Which fictional character do you identify with? 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus)
Bamboozled 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
This is the only one I dislike because hOW DARE HE HURT THE KITTY'S FEELINGS
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Just scored this from a coworker for 50$ :D thoughts? 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Not the same experience; emulators usually have slightly different coding (plus the controls are ass compared to the original gameboy)
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Well it counts as exercise right 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*muffled screaming*
I love New York 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
holy shit someone f*king killed @guest
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The kitten giveth life 11 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'you're the one that feeds me. I refuse to let you die.'
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"I thought you were Green Lantern.." 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
whoever downvoted you must really want the shittier superman to be any good (which I honestly kinda doubt)
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When the dwarf rolls 20 on perception 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh, must depend on how midget you are. I'm a freaking gnome when it comes to size, and I have night vision on every second day.
Amiright? Or amirite? 61 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Because it was what I was made for...
I don't want to live on this planet anymore 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE THAT IDEA
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Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay'
WHAT
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Winter is the best 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Correction, wearing hoodies without risking heatstroke
****ing China 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Woulda been much better if you didn't use punctuation, because I've never seen anybody using it in a search.
We've decided you can sleep on the couch tonight 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
'Why is there 70 hours of Crab Rave?'
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One of the greats 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
such a wholesome repost
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Well it counts as exercise right 12 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
dolphinmaster77 what's in your freezer?? WHAT'S IN YOUR FREEZER DOLPHINMASTE
Illusion 100 9 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You weren't the one that actively called them to you, they went to you; it's like the difference between getting a present you didn't know about in the mail and ordering online delivery (also, distracted driving isn't illegal in 3 states; maybe he lives in one of them)
Thats one way to go about it 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Well it sounds like if you only go after tall men because you might break up, then maybe that's why you keep breaking up...
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Well duh 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
If you have a Nokia, which will break first?
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CROSSFIT 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
stop calling me out like this
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Is it spook season already? 21 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Don't understand why you were downvoted; vaccines can be dangerous if administered improperly, especially if you're allergic to them and don't know it. Sometimes, the allergic reaction can be severe enough that it's not worth getting the vaccine.
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A subtle piece of trolling 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
that the joke
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essentials 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Depends on the kind of vegan; some are fine with some of those choices, some aren't.