Porch_Light

porch_light

A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Fooled again 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Here's a little lesson in trickery
Safest basement 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You get only one question that they answer. One path is a deadly trap. And the other is the direction to progress.
He won Halloween 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
A beehive?
This is really fulfilling 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Oh my god, thought the focus of the joke was on the center backpack looking like the ditto-equivalent of the other 2...
Two years already 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
what was his @username???
Disagreeable Milky Crow 16 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
For a solid second I thought this was a bot post...
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Can someone please make this? 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Can somebody please explain this for the people that didn't get the joke...?
I want to fight the customer 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That movie did not turn out at ALL like it was shown in the previews... kinda glad tho.
Uh oh 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
DAMMIT THOR!
The art on the floor 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*takes a mouthful of LSD and washes it down with a bottle of hard whiskey and medicine*
I think that GéRard Darmon would have been an excellent Jafar in the new Aladdin 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
G̸̸̶̴̵̡̢̧̧̧̧̨̛̟̦̩͚̙̠̲̺̭̯̤̤͚̞̬̭̻̝̱̮͙̦̜̤̠̯̯͎̠̺̤̻͚̲̭͙͚̩͈̲͇̙̦̤̥̲͖̫̤͔̫̖̲̪̼͚̞̑̋́̌̎͛̊̈́̍͑ͣ͛͒̉̅̄͌͒̐̒̌́̅̓̄͛̓̐̿͒̄͂̎͂́̏̓̋̿͛͛̊͆͊́̿͂͒̈͌̏͊̌̅͑̆͂̾͘̚̕͟͠͡͝ͅͅ͏̸̢̧̛̲̹̰̼̮̲̞̫̭̺̳̲͕̲̖̲̻͍͍̠͖̼̦̦̝̱͇̩͓͎̯̲̮̀͗̈̎͒̋̌͐̍͛̍́̊̌̒́̍̽̇̒͗̆̂̃̿̂̓̐̇͑̚͘͘͡͠͠͝&̷̴̴̢̛̩̣̰̦̯̥͕̱̠͓͙͕̠̙̳̩̗̦̘̟̯̭̙̫͔̦͉̘̼̜͚͖̩̯̑̾̄̿͋͑̀̑͆̽̅̿̿̔̾́͂̔̇̆͆̓̇͂͆̔̑̓̓͢ę̴̸̶̸̴̵̶̵̷̴̷̡̧̡̨̨̧̡̛̞͖̺̦̙̘͔̲̤̥̝̩͙̫͙̖̰̱̙͈̞͓̰̭̤̼̖͚̠̲̲͙̯̪̩̮͚̪̟͕̼̖̫̜͎̝̠̻̝̩̣̲̜̲̘͙̳̲̠̣̰̳̻̝̝͈͇͍̭͔̠͖̝͍̠̖̻̞͓̗̣͈̜͇̣̣̜̺̯̘͓̗̺̤̮͎̥̬̩͖̓̽͐̃ͫ̈́̎͑͂̌͗͆ͧ̎̅͂͗̇̎̅́́͂̇͐̊̃͗̇͊̔̊̎̅̉͐̎̽͋͒̆͋̈́̉̐͑͛͑̽͂̊̄̅̃͊͂́̿̑͆͆̌͐̓̋͛͛͋̓̂̂͊̂̓̈͑͛̓̊̽͋̀̓͛̑͆̃͘̚̚͟͜͟͟͠͞͞͡͠͡͠͞͝͡͡͠ͅa̶̵̶̶̸̸̷̷̢̨̨̢̡̛̛̟̲̟͓̘͈͚̭͖̘̯̖̞̖͓̫̥̥̩̮̻̦͔͉̲̯̞̲̻̻̯̜͇͓̦̭̬͕̝̱̣͎̘̼̱̣̙̫̣̲͇̻͍͖̰͈̪̳̖̹̼̥͖̩̜̰͈̝̹̣̥̤͖͙͇̹͚̲̖̗̙̓͆͋̒̾͆͌͊̆͋̏̏̔͊̽̏̾̐̃̀͐́́͑͂̓̅̈́͐̽̉̒̇̍̎̑͌̋͒̌̎͒͊̋͌̀̄̎̊̈́̈́͂͒̄̓͋͐͋̽̎̃͋͑͊̈͒̈̀̈͌̀̃̓̓̓̆̈́̇̔̋̆͊̀̆̉͂́̔̿̓̈̀̚̚̕͘̚͟͢͢͟͜͜͟͢͜͟͡͞͠͝͞͝͡͠͠ͅͅͅͅç̶̸̶̸̴̴̶̶̶̵̶̡̢̨̧̢̧̡̨̡̧̨̨̛̯̗͈͙̣̲͎̫̱̦͖̳̫̙̰͍͚̪̥̳̹̝̣̞̫̘̦̻͚͙̪̘̙̩͔͎̩͔͔͓͔̬͈͔̣̲̗̻͍̺̭̘͔͖̫̻̟̮͚̪̟͓̠̤̣̯̬͎̀̒̀̌̂͆̍͗͗̀̔̌͌͆̾͐̽͌͂̇̇̐̎̑̏̑̅̽́̋̇̆͗͌̽̃͌̾͛̀ͣ̐́͐̈̅́͂͋͒̾̇̄̿̒͒̎̔̊̃͛̽̑̍̌̈́̒̍̓̿́͊̂͘͘͘͘̕̕͜͜͟͜͟͟͟͝͡͞͝͠͝͞͞͠ͅų̘̳͓͂͂̋͆̓̉̚͝ is my favourite actor!
And a pet pokemon 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
PLEASE use better text colouring.
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Poor Aunt Becky 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Basically, GPAs are Grade Point Average, normally measured in high school. A=4, B=3, C=2, D=1, F=0.
The SAT score is based on a difficult end-of-term test that scores you out of 1600 points. (I'm honestly not 100% certain myself how they make the numbers, but I assume that it's an average of how many questions they get right).
Both of these normally show colleges/universities how educated you are and how likely you are of getting in. (this person for example, probably won't be able to get into clown college without bribi- er, paying a large amount of cash)
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The ambush of a Chicago police officer circa 1959 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The 'circa (date)' meme is so used I can't tell if this was an actual thing or not...
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This summer, don't be straight. 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
That's so 3 milliseconds ago. everybody wants to see the
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Nice legs tho. 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Also me too 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
It's not?
We gotta thank these gods 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
I have trouble unbottling my emotions to the people I need to the most, which causes me to accept anything people throw at me, even if I think it's unfair or even cruel. I don't want to do the thing, but I'm afraid of speaking my mind because I don't want to look bad or lazy. This has led me to develop a deep feeling of anxiety and stress that I shouldn't have when I'm not even in college yet, but I've never wanted to talk about it in fear of casting too much attention on myself, which I also fear. It's a downward spiral of being too passive and stressed when I can deal with it, but won't in fear of being viewed negatively.
I can’t think of a title 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Drugs are good, no?
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Interesting fact 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*deep inhale*
n U m B E r F I f t E e N .
Stealth is overrated. 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*accidentally puts on sunglasses 1 millisecond too early*
the entire goddamn military:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYhXDAhgG4
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.... relatable 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
*iT'''s's